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Crystal Clear's Drag Race S1E5: The Real World Of Drag Queens

May 7, 2018 by spinfur
Previously on Crystal Clear's Drag Race, following Winter Flora's elimination the queens were tasked to make parodies of famous drag queen songs made by Adore Delano, Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, and Ginger Minj. Some were able to deliver a high upbeat campy performance, which lead to Shelita Ham's second win in a row. While some fell flat and it resulted in Purrie and Purplie in the bottom 2. However due to a rule break violence, Miracle Monroe was kicked out of the competition and never allowed to participate ever again. This lead to the two other queens to stay in the competition to fight for the crown.

10 remain who will be eliminated next?

==After Miracle Monroe's Disqualification==

The queens enter seeing no lip stick message from Miracle, which leaves the queens confused, but shrugging it off as one less bitch to deal with and let's face it Miracle was the Jade Jolie of the season so they easily forgot about her.

==The Next Day==

The girls enter the work room already shaking off the elimination, and ready to take on today's challenge.

Oooh Gurl She Already Had Herses

Crystal: Hello my queens, are you ready to be secluded away and party? Are you ready to find out who's been cheating on who, and who is going to start some nasty drama. And which one of you will have a secret ex joining you in the house? Well relax because it's just drag ahahaha!

Crystal enters the work room smiling

Crystal: Hello my top ten queens, now for today's maxi challenge you will star in an improv tv show called the Real World Of Drag Queen, where Drag Queen go to party and have fun. Even though there maybe twists to living in the house around every corner, you may never know. Now in keeping tradition, Shelita Ham you will be a team captain, while we will toss a coin to see who will the other team captain between Purrie and Purplie.

Crystal tosses the coin

Crystal: Purplie, you are the other team captain, you may pick your teams and come up with characters and a plot for your episode, remember you must make it funny and make is dramatic or else we might get a bit bored. On the runway you will be serving hell hath no fury, giving us your best she-devil look.

Team Shelita Ham:
Shelita Ham
Purrie
Amelia Awesome
Mae Haswell
Miss Ophelia

Team Purplie:
Purplie
Pussi Pink
Janice Uganda
Jemima 4.0
Diamandis

Crystal: Ladies start your engines and may the best woman win!

The queens get started on their looks and challenge, as they record, sew, and improv.

==Main Stage==

Crystal: Welcome to the main stage of Crystal Clear's Drag Race, I challenged my queens to perform in an improv challenge in the new show real world of drag queens. And tonight they are giving us their best she-devil look showing us hell really has no fury. Gentleman start your engines and may the best woman win!

==Runway==

The queens walk down the runway

Best Look: Purrie
Worst Look: Janice Uganda

==Critiques==

Crystal: Welcome ladies, when I call your name please step forward, Mae Haswell, Miss Ophelia, Purplie, Janice Uganda, Jemima 4.0, Diamandis. You six represent the tops and the bottoms of the week, the rest of you are safe you may leave the stage.

Let's start the critiques.

Mae Haswell: Excellent work on the challenge tonight, you and Amelia really played off each other and really had a fun time being exes in the same house. However you really shined more than Amelia and that's why you're here and not her while your runway tonight is beautiful way to go.

Miss Ophelia: You know the saying if you soar high eventually you're going to crash and burn? Well that's what happened tonight, your look was an utter train wreck and performance was boring. Nothing landed well and while you weren't worst on your team, you were still pretty bad. I hope this does not end you.

Purplie: In this stage of the competition you need to stand out, and frankly you haven't been standing out at all this week. We completely lost you in the challenge, and on the runway this is one of the worse looks up here. I feel like you need to step it up or else you'll be lip syncing again.

Janice Uganda: First off what the hell is this look, like it's honestly terrible and you also did worse in the challenge frankly you did worse than everyone in this challenge. Like this was not a good week for you since you just totally dropped the ball and it might put you in trouble.

Jemima 4.0: One word for you, absolutely hilarious you were the funniest one and your look tonight was just incredible. I have really no critique for you since you were able to pick up after your flounders week after week. We're finally starting to see who you are and I am loving it good job.

Diamandis: You continue to shine and you know how to put on a show, from last week to this week you are bouncing back fast. It was really well funny performance and your quick wit and comments really made the scene one hundred percent better. However your look is not the greatest, I know fashion isn't your strong suit however you need to learn to do better if you want to secure this competition.

thank you ladies while the judges and I deliberate you may untuck back stage.

==Results==

Crystal: Welcome back ladies, I have made some decisions.

Mae Haswell, as an ex you really showed us your X factor.

Jemima 4.0, your bitch was really the HBIC

Diamandis, Your dumb character was really a smart choice for you

......Jemima 4.0, condragulations you are the winner of this week's main challenge you may join the other girls.

Diamandis and Mae Haswell, excellent work tonight you two are safe.

Miss Ophelia, you shot for the star, but sadly it just blew up in your face

Purplie, in a house with drama, it seemed you had none to bring.

Janice Uganda, You tried to give us a spicy girl, but you just turned into a wannabe

......Purplie you are safe.

That means Miss Ophelia and Janice Uganda, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.

==Lip Sync==

Crystal: Two queens stand before me, prior to tonight you were asked to perform a lip sync performance to The Cure by Lady Gaga, ladies this is your last chance to impress me and to save yourself from elimination. Good luck and don't fuck it up.



The queens perform, they both bring it to the lip sync trying to stay for their life, they both won a challenge and they don't want to go home at this point in the competition. The lip sync ends with both queens exhausted.

Crystal: Wow that was quite impressive, however I have made my decision...

Janice Uganda, shantay you stay

Miss Ophelia, even though this ended your journey, hold your head up high and be proud what you did. We will never forget you. Now sashay away.

Miss Ophelia thanks Crystal, and waves bye to all her fellow queens leaving the stage.

Crystal: Down to nine, remember always be memorable because we are always watching especially now that we're getting into single digits. Now if you can't love yourself how in the hell can you love others, can I get an amen?

Everyone: Amen!

Crystal: Now let the music play!

The queens begin dancing off stage, while the credits roll

==9 Queens Remain==

Shelita Ham ( MaryBethDaisy)
Purplie ( melindaMrskk)
Amelia Awesome ( Amnesia_)
Purrie ( FelipeS)
Pussi Pink ( FlaggedALot)
Diamandis ( Heavinni)
Mae Haswell ( Jacadeux)
Jemima 4.0 ( Absol)
Janice Uganda ( SmoothStalker12)

10th: Miss Ophelia ( Rubes)
DQ: Miracle Monroe
12th: Winter Flora ( Maladus1)
13th: Constance ( nikw98)
14th: Vuhr Ginn ( XxHollyCarrotxX)

Comments

Btw spinfur
FelipeS is Pureie not Purrie
jsyk
;)
Sent by ParvatiS,May 7, 2018
ParvatiS He signed up as the name Purrie :(
Sent by spinfur,May 7, 2018
He stole my name :( I am the REAL Purrie spinfur
Sent by ParvatiS,May 7, 2018
Jemima 4.0 woke up
Sent by Absol,May 7, 2018
Ive legit only been safe lol
Sent by FlaggedALot,May 7, 2018
FlaggedALot we stan Jade Jolie
Sent by spinfur,May 7, 2018

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