Previously on Crystal Clear's Drag Race, after Constance's elimination the queens were tasked to perform in an acting challenge called Avatar the Last Queerbender, Shelita Ham brought the funny and claimed the win while Winter Flora and Diamandis fell to the bottom and lip synced. In the end Diamandis was thrown a bone and told to shantay while Winter was told to sashay.
11 queens remain, who will be eliminated next?
==After Winter Flora's Elimination==
The queens walk in, and Diamandis wipes the lip stick message, knowing that she needs to step it up or else she will go home.
==The Next Day==
The queens walk in ready to take on the challenge, as the work room main goes off.
Ooooh Girl She Already Had Herses
Crystal: In Drag race past Rupaul's songs were iconic, but now I'm giving you and the others a chance to show me how much creativity you have under that minj. Remember everyone I adore you all so good luck and don't thunderfuck it up.
Crystal enters the work room
Crystal: Hello ladies, now previously in the Rupaul version of the show there was a challenge to parody one of her songs into something funny and witty, and now I'm giving you the same challenge, but not with Rupaul's songs. With songs from queens of the show. Diamandis and Shelita Ham, this week you guys are team captains. You will pick two team of four, and the remaining 3 will be another team. I will reveal the songs after you pick your teams.
Team Shelita Ham:
Shelita Ham
Janice Uganda
Amelia Awesome
Mae Haswell
Team Diamandis:
Diamandis
Purplie
Miss Ophelia
Pussi Pink
Team Leftovers:
Jemima 4.0
Miracle Monroe
Purrie
Crystal: Alright ladies, Team Shelita you will parody Ooh La La La La by Ginger Minj, Team Diamandis you will parody I Adore You by Adore Delano and Team Leftovers you will parody The T by Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, good luck ladies and don't fuck it up. Oh I forgot on the runway it is "Bitch look how orange you look" giving us your best Orange look.
The queens get to work on their looks, challenge, and trying their best to be the winner of this challenge.
==Main Stage==
Crystal walks onto the runway in full drag wearing a nice orange garment.
Crystal: Welcome to the main stage of Crystal Clear's Drag Race, I tasked my queens to create parodies of three famous drag queen songs, and tonight on the runway their serving you their best orange look. Gentleman start your engines and may the best woman win!
==Runway==
Best Look: Shelita Ham
Worst Look: Purplie
==Critiques==
Crystal: If I call your name please step forward... Janice Uganda, Mae Haswell, Pussi Pink, Jemima 4.0, Miracle Monroe... you are safe you may untuck back stage.
The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week, let's get to the critiques.
Shelita Ham: Honestly you kept the momentum going from last week and you performed a great fucking performance both on the runway and on your team. I would say Janice outshined you a bit but like your look forgave that because you outshined everyone on the runway, great job.
Amelia Awesome: You did the worse on your team, I get the character you were trying to play but it just didn't translate well and it just wasn't all the great and funny. You're kinda lucky I like your look tonight or else you may be 100% lip syncing tonight.
Diamandis: Definitely a step up from previous weeks, you brought the comedy and you were the best of you team. You broke out of your shell for this challenge and that's what I loved about your whole performance. However your runway was still very meh and you need to work on that.
Purplie: Girl what happened tonight, it was just honestly a mess. From your look to your performance I just wasn't impressed with you this week. I don't know if you got into your own head or you just weren't confident in your team but whatever it is it just didn't work out for you in the best way I'm sorry.
Miss Ophelia: You always impress me and tonight is no different, your look is flawless, your performance was really damn good and you were the best of your team. Honestly you really show us how you can perform and I'm living for everything you put on the platter for us good job.
Purrie: Your look tonight wasn't that bad, but like your performance in the challenge was horrid. You seemed lost you seemed confused, and you seemed like you just didn't want to be there. I know getting along with your team wasn't the easiest thing but you have to suck it up bitch or else you're going home.
Thank you ladies please untuck backstage while the judges and I deliberate
==Results==
Crystal: Ladies I have made my decision...
Diamandis I completely adored the full circle you came this week good job, you're safe.
Shelita Ham, we think you're a bitch, and we were all here for it anyways.
Miss Ophelia, we felt your heartbreak in the song and even though it was small you made us cry,
.....Shelita Ham once again you are the winner of this week's main challenge condragulations.
Miss Ophelia you are safe.
Purplie, instead of making a mess of anger you were just a mess in general. I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Amelia Awesome, Your prostitute character came down with something with did not want
Purrie, you tried serving us tea, but you ended up giving up black coffee.
....Amelia Awesome you are safe.
Purrie I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
==Lip Sync==
Crystal: Two queens stand before me, prior to tonight you were asked to perform a lip sync performance to Rubber Doll by Miss Fame. Ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. Good luck and don't fuck it up.
Purplie gave sexy performance full of camp and overall embodied the song while Purrie pulled out the stunts trying to out perform Purplie.
Crystal: Ladies I have made my decision..... Miracle Monroe please step forward
She steps forward confuses
Crystal: It has come to my attention that you have broken the rules, due to these circumstances I cannot have you continue in this competition. Now sashay away.
Miracle flips Crystal off and storms off
Crystal: Now that's done with, I don't see a point in another elimination so shantay you both stay
Purrie and Purplie are shocked and so are the others queens, however they quickly recover as they celebrate making it to the top ten
Crystal: If you can't love yourself how in the hell are you supposed to love others can i get an amen!
