From Jennifer101 to sokerdude7, in shop Illuminati
Well I already gave you a book of coupons with offers to things that I don't think I can say on here ;) ;) but you didn't seem too excited and you haven't even used one of them (idgi I thought you wanted my body?) and you haven't touched your chocolates. Hopefully you'll actually enjoy this gift. Ily husband< 3
I really appreciate everything you've done for me today, but like I don't know how else to put this... A coupon to take you to Sephora and help you pick out which lip gloss best accentuates your areolas just isn't my cup of tea. And the chocolates were a sweet gesture but didn't you learn anything from #plottwist, I am watching my twinkish figure. ;)
BUT this gift!!!!!! You are an inspiration to fruit fly's all around America... and I guess Canada too. Love you < 3
From Jennifer101 to sokerdude7, in shop Illuminati