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A Day in the Life of the Emu

May 23, 2017 by snick427
imageWake up, be fed breakfast like this:
https://media.giphy.com/media/rF72AvzWQzA9q/giphy.gif

Put on stupid giant glasses

Shave unibrow (So instead of just one disgusting eyebrow, he can now have TWO disgusting eyebrows!)

Run majestically across the Outback, kind of like this:
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZXOvxtCkqxUxa/giphy.gif

Get knocked out by a boxing kangaroo

Wake up

Write generic offensive blog post

Settle into nest

Cry self to sleep

nqii7 #casting

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Thanks for the love fatty
Sent by nqii7,May 23, 2017
nqii7 Love you too, Furkel!
Sent by snick427,May 23, 2017

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