Hey Guys, I have final exams the next two weeks so I won't be on. So if anyone msgs me and I don't answer that's why. I'll be back in two weeks, so catch y'all later!!! :)
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... .. If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.... The other night a gal was invited out for a night with the "girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, she promised! Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.... Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she head...ed for home.......... Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, she told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, she got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!!
