Good evening! It is I, rozlyn or LISA as some of you know. AKA. A TOP EIGHT FINALIST in this STARS Game! How have I made it here?!
I'll tell you how! BY BEING CRAZY BABY! BY STIRRING UP THE DRAMA! By getting out the FRIENDSHIT!
Check the boot list baby! TWO of the FRIENDSHIT is OUT! All because I found that crack and turned them all against each other. crazybone5000 is the one that literally is playing everyone but somehow remains safe.
Now Public. We are gonna need you to evict Heavenlee because LuigiTheDude isn't in the alliance and Heavenlee is! Also, she DOES NOT TIP HER UBER DRIVER! What kind of Stars winner would it be if we found out they didn't tip their UBER Driver! ADDITIONALLY, she paid a LOUSY ONE DOLLAR for her raffle ticket to get here. TALK ABOUT CHEAP! And I also heard she and crazybone5000 went to a buffet the other day, didn't pay, but ate at least $40 worth of food! The below GIF will let you know how I feel about those two.
(And do not call me cheap for entering for free via the Frat seat. I'm Rozlyn Fucking Muphree. I don't pay.)
And as usual, I have been confirmed to be a target. WHY? Because I am the only one calling shit out like I see it. DBonee and NanoNerd, you were nominated last round because crazybone5000 wanted you up and spread it like WILDFIRE. And because I'm calling it out, he's after me!
So as I sit on the eve of the top eight day change, I beg you all to please not only take out Heavenlee but also get ready to vote for me to stay because they may get me up and even though I'll survive, baby, I'll still need support!