From me, rozlyn (Lisa), your pre-determined winner.
1. BbDamian, you used to be number one. Now you’re 16th. It fits, since that’s likely the placement you’ll get in this STARS. Just kidding! OR AM I!?
2. LuigiTheDude, you provided your Discord(TM) as if any of us will be getting on Discord on this game. So. Yeah. Double digit placer.
3. joaovictor, we used to heave a bitter rivalry in Frookies(TM). But you PMed me and asked how I was. So you’ve upgraded from double to single digit placement.
4. danyyboy67, vetos can’t save you in this game, Danny! All bets aside, production wants you in the final three as a season long rivalry with me. So accept you’re runner up placement and move on.
5. blazermaniac94, you evicted me not but five days ago in a Frookies. How do you think you’ll be doing in this game, hmm?
6. ManniBoi, I noticed a blog you recently created called “YT gays are so dramatic and annoying” in which you commented this: “And wonder why Pence wants to give you all shock therapy.” You are trash and I will stop at nothing to ensure you flop in this game. Anyone who votes to keep this person is a BIGOT.
7. melindaMrskk, we go way back! You and I have always been good with each other and you are always so kind in these games. If I can’t win (which is moot, I am winning) I want you to win. But I’m winning.
8. Cord, ok first of all, a SKELETON avatar? Second of all. CORD? You are basic and I just cannot deal with it. I am from Beverly Hills and you’re looking like you’re from the sewers.
9. crazybone5000, you seem interesting. You PMed me and asked how I was doing so to me that shows you can be manipulated by me because you have feelings and I’m psychotic and know how to mess with feelings and manipulate them to do what I want. How’s fifth place sound?
10. Crayadian, your avatar. It gives me Harry Hamlin 1986 vibes. And Harry Hamlin is my husband. I love you. Which is why you will get a final three spot, it’s pre-determined.
11. Heavenlee, the other queen (like myself) that didn’t pay to be here. But does that make you cheap? I did tip the driver. Did you tip the driver? Anyway. I’ve never seen you around here before and I don’t know if you’ve ever seen me. But you need to do as I say or you’ll go home. I already got FIVE PMs from the public stating they want you up first.
12. FromAWindow, you laughed at my previous blog and that’s what I am here for, COMEDY. So if you play your cards right, you can advance from your pre-determined “7th” placement into a “6th.” But I’m not making ANY promises.
13. Machu, Picchu!
14. NanoNerd, someone told me you are the type of person that likes to leave dishes, with food caked to it, sitting in the sink, with stagnant water, FOR WEEKS, without doing anything. That is filthy and I’m not gonna put up with it. Expect 16th, 15th, 14th, or 13th. Nothing better. You dirty dish bitch!
15. DBonee, someone told me you tried to put salt into my sugar jar and sugar into my salt shaker. First of all, I have Diabetes and that could kill me. Second of all, you need to realize that I peed in your bottle of shampoo. The shampoo you’ve been using for WEEKS. THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE DISGUSTING PEE YELLOW HAIR!
Anyway. This is how I feel about everyone in the cast and if anyone feels they need to retaliate against me, just know and be fully fucking aware. I will get you fired. Just ask hujain; I got him fired from his job once and I’ll do it to any of you people! You think you can laugh and call me unstable and crazy and think I’m joking.
WELL TELL THAT TO THE BILL COLLECTORS WHEN THEY COME TO RE-POSESS YOUR 2012 KIA RIO! YOU FAT BITCH!
