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ESC 2019 Semi-1 Review!

May 14, 2019 by rollingderp
oh my god.
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1. Cyprus - Tamta - Replay
She served in this staging. Even if this wasn't in my 10 qualifiers, I'm not mad to see it go through.
Qualify? Y
Deservedly? Y

2. Montenegro - Dmol - Heaven
Yeah uh. Leaving it here.
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? Y

3. Finland - Darude ft. Sebastian Rejman - Look Away
Another case of "YEAH"
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? Y

4. Poland - Tulia - Pali Sie (Fire of Love)
First robbery of the night. They had harmonies and a performance. They deserved to qualify point blank periodt.
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? No.

5. Slovenia - Zala Kralj and Gasper Santl - Sebi
I'm torn. I wanted this to qualify. But when it came down to them being the last to qualify over Portugal... my heart hurt. Current winner of the year as my favorite is out.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

6. Czechia - Lake Malawi - Friend of a Friend
i hate that i like this. like fr. It's fun and catchy.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

7. Hungary - Joci Papai - Az en apam
I'm not shocked this didn't qualify. Origo was miles better.
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? Y

8. Belarus - ZENA - Like It
WHEW QUEEN. She said "YEAH UR GONNA LIKE IT" and EUrope did. Very happy this qualified.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

9. Serbia - Nevena Bozovic - Kruna
VOCALS. That's all.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

10. Belgium - Eliot - Wake Up
this twink cannot sing. periodt. deserves to stay in semi.
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? Y

11. Georgia - Oto Nemsadze - Sul Tsin Iare
I'm not shocked this didn't qualify, but something in me wishes it had. The staging was cool and the harmonies were tight.
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? Y

12. Australia - Kate-Miller Heidke - Zero Gravity
she took my wig to space. She knew what she was doing.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

13. Iceland - Hatari - Hatrid Mun Sigra
THANK GOD THIS QUALIFIED. this would have been worse if it didn't. like... omg
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

14. Estonia - Victor Crone - Storm
...how the fuck did this qualify???? his vocals were dire and the staging was kinda boring. stig rasta should be shot to go from goodbye to yesterday to this.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? HELL NO

15. Portugal - Conan Osiris - Telemoveis
This not qualifying is worse than Blackbird not qualifying in 2017. While I lowkey expected this to not qualify, it still hurts me that it didn't. my favorite of the whole year, just flicked away.
Qualify? NQ
Deservedly? this deserved to qualify. point blank periodt

16. Greece - Katerine Duska - Better Love
I'm not shocked this qualified. I love this entry and it had good staging.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? Y

17. San Marino - Serhat - Say Na Na Na
when did this old fart gain stans? ive only known of one person stanning him and he qualifies. suddenly his old ass has more stans. sir your voice is for a wendys drive thru not the eurovision stage. ur song is shit anyways.
Qualify? Q
Deservedly? N

overall i'm pissed portugal fell flat on their face. there better have not been a tie between 10/11th place and portugal was 11th to san marino or estonia.

#eurovision

if semi 2 turns out like this im blaming christer bjorkman

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