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EUROVISION 2018 RANK: 08/04/2018 - UPDATE

Apr 8, 2018 by ricktworick1
#Eurovision

LOVE:
1. Cyprus: Eleni Foureira - Fuego (=) - ethnic bop of the year
2. Israel: Netta Barzilai - Toy (=) - look at me i'm a beautiful creature
3. Denmark: Rasmussen - Higher Ground (+1) - his live in London was good as well
4. Greece: Yianna Terzi - Oneiro Mou (-1) - ethnic feel-good song of the year
5. FYR Macedonia: Eye Cue - Lost and Found (+5) - low-key hoping for this to qualify
6. Czech Republic: Mikolas Josef - Lie to Me (+1) - still hot
7. Poland: Gromee ft. Lukas Meijer - Light Me Up (+2) - LIGHT ME UP NOW BABY
8. Ukraine: MÉLOVIN - Under the Ladder (=) - vampire pop never sounded so good
9. France: Madame Monsieur - Mercy (-4) - as usual France send solid entries
10. Portugal: Cláudia Pascoal - O jardim (-4) - i still love it, just havent been replaying this much recently

LIKE:
11. Malta: Christabelle - Taboo (+3) - she was the only good one live in Moscow
12. Slovenia: Lea Sirk - Hvala, ne! (=) - hvala slay!
13. Finland: Saara Aalto - Monsters (-2) - well that live in london certainly didn't help
14. Belgium: Sennek - A Matter of Time (-1) - it's a matter of time till it reaches my top 10
15. Serbia: Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - Nova deca (+1) - ethnic noise, but a decent one
16. Sweden: Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off (-1) - a bit too low-key to make much of an impact

OK
17. Switzerland: Zibbz - Stones (+4) - a proper song that doesn't have much of a chance i'm afraid
18. Italy: Ermal Meta  & Fabrizio Moro - Non mi avete fatto niente (-1) - can't seem to get over that final line
19. Estonia: Elina Nechayeva - La Forza (-1) - estonia always seem to have odds-favourites entries and they never live up to that
20. Albania: Eugent Bushpepa - Mall (+2) - they are fucked this year but hey it's still growing on me
21. Austria: Cesár Sampson - Nobody But You (-1) - this is just nice can't say more than that
22. Netherlands: Waylon - Outlaw in 'Em (+1) - see above
23. Hungary: AWS - Viszlát nyár (+3) - it would be better if he just performs with the MR
24. Australia: Jessica Mauboy - We Got Love (+6) - still overpolished to death but it's growing on me
25. United Kingdom: SuRie - Storm (-1) - i don't think she will make it through the storm of top 20
26. Spain: Alfred & Amaia - Tu canción (-7) - this is getting a bit too cheesy again, just watch their London performances
27. Armenia: Sevak Khanagyan - Qami (+1) - i guess i don't mind this song
28. Moldova: DoReDos - My Lucky Day (+1) - horrid song but the trainwreck here is just a show-stopper

MEH
29. Bulgaria: EQUINOX - Bones (+4) - great live but the song is still meh
30. Latvia: Laura Rizzotto - Funny Girl (-3) - i went from liking this song to putting it here
31. Croatia: Franka - Crazy (-6) - now that the plagiarism scandal calmed down...
32. Belarus: Alekseev - Forever (=) - this exists
33. Romania: The Humans - Goodbye (-2) - accurate song title
34. San Marino: Jessika ft. Jenifer Brening - Who We Are (+5) - bullshit song, but the trainwreck potential though!
35. Ireland: Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together (=) - where are my gays
36. Azerbaijan: AISEL - X My Heart (-2) - just search her moscow performance and you can tell that she hates her song
37. Lithuania: Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We're Old (=) - a slightly more positive zzzzzzzz

BAD
38. Germany: Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone (-2) - i mean i would also let you walk alone
39. Georgia: Iriao - For You (-1) - i am not putting their new long-ass name
40. Montenegro: Vanja Radovanović - Inje (+2) - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
41. Iceland: Ari Ólafsson - Our Choice (=) - zzzzzzzzzzz but at least vanja's vocal is slightly more captivating

DEATH
42. Russia: Yulia Samoylova - I Won't Break (-2) - well she really broke during the moscow pre-party
43. Norway: Alexander Rybak -That's How You Write A Song (=) - lol

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Comments

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Sent by katieslug,Apr 8, 2018
Lithuania is too low!! (I know this is a strange complaint)
Sent by TheGoodMan,Apr 8, 2018
26. Spain: Alfred & Amaia - Tu canción (-7) - this is getting a bit too cheesy again, just watch their London performances

I have to disagree with that. In London, people were disrespectful, talking everytime and not letting Amaia & Alfred sing correctly. You can't judge them for that, the public were singing and talking EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Sent by varlto,Apr 8, 2018

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