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EUROVISION 2018 RANK: 01/04/2018 - UPDATE

Apr 1, 2018 by ricktworick1
#Eurovision

LOVE:
1. Cyprus: Eleni Foureira - Fuego (=) - easily the most replayable song for me this year
2. Israel: Netta Barzilai - Toy (=) - talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique
3. Greece: Yianna Terzi - Oneiro Mou (+1) - growing and growing
4. Denmark: Rasmussen - Higher Ground (-1) - FREEZE THE ARROW IN THE AIR
5. France: Madame Monsieur - Mercy (+3) - alt-right getting really mad gives this bonus points
6. Portugal: Cláudia Pascoal - O jardim (=) - one of very few good down-tempo songs
7. Czech Republic: Mikolas Josef - Lie to Me (-2) - he's hot and the song is good but it's not up there anymore
8. Ukraine: MÉLOVIN - Under the Ladder (+2) - i hope his enunciation improves by the time esc starts
9. Poland: Gromee ft. Lukas Meijer - Light Me Up (+9) - been legit replaying this all over in the past week
10. FYR Macedonia: Eye Cue - Lost and Found (+2) - loving this mix of genres

LIKE:
11. Finland: Saara Aalto - Monsters (-4) - starting to come off as little too generic i'm afraid
12. Slovenia: Lea Sirk - Hvala, ne! (-3) - they are probably not revamping it so we are stuck with the low budget bop
13. Belgium: Sennek - A Matter of Time (+1) - finally got here!
14. Malta: Christabelle - Taboo (-1) - the final chorus bar is a bit disappointing
15. Sweden: Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off (-4) - defo decent but too lowkey to make much of an impact
16. Serbia: Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - Nova deca (+3) - recently growing on me

OK
17. Italy: Ermal Meta  & Fabrizio Moro - Non mi avete fatto niente (-2) - this is apparently the fastest song in terms of bpm this year
18. Estonia: Elina Nechayeva - La Forza (-2) - not the best opera song i've heard
19. Spain: Alfred & Amaia - Tu canción (-2) - spanish cheese tastes nice, ik since i've just come back from my holidays there
20. Austria: Cesár Sampson - Nobody But You (+2) - nice soulful pop song
21. Switzerland: Zibbz - Stones (=) - they are kind of screwed this year
22. Albania: Eugent Bushpepa - Mall (+3) - slow grower
23. Netherlands: Waylon - Outlaw in 'Em (=) - consistently ok
24. United Kingdom: SuRie - Storm (-4) - well she's definitely got a big storm coming when the results are announced
25. Croatia: Franka - Crazy (+6) - gets bonus points for that free promo with that plagiarism scandal
26. Hungary: AWS - Viszlát nyár (+1) - wish the vocals were not there
27. Latvia: Laura Rizzotto - Funny Girl (-3) - starting to feel like it's a NQ
28. Armenia: Sevak Khanagyan - Qami (-2) - well it's better than their favourite neighbour's song!

MEH
29. Moldova: DoReDos - My Lucky Day (+5) - huge trainwreck potential
30. Australia: Jessica Mauboy - We Got Love (+2) - by the time esc happens it may reach my top 20
31. Romania: The Humans - Goodbye (-1) - their live performance will make or break them
32. Belarus: Alekseev - Forever (-4) - hopefully his vocals are as good as in nf final!
33. Bulgaria: EQUINOX - Bones (-4) - sending a song with the aim to win usually ends up going the wrong way
34. Azerbaijan: AISEL - X My Heart (-1) - the luna moon me up part legit makes me wanna gag
35. Ireland: Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together (=) - i hope the staging for this will be 2 gays dancing

BAD
36. Germany: Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone (+2) - how come this is germany's best chance for a top 10 in awhile
37. Lithuania: Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We're Old (+2) - zzzzzzzz
38. Georgia: Iriao - For You (+2) - this exists i guess
39. San Marino: Jessika ft. Jenifer Brening - Who We Are (-3) - i hope she was actually bullied from the start
40. Russia: Yulia Samoylova - I Won't Break (-3) - hopefully she will break when she causes Russia to NQ
41. Iceland: Ari Ólafsson - Our Choice (=) - the only thing that'd redeem Iceland this year is for Ari to throw a Silvia Night tantum
42. Montenegro: Vanja Radovanović - Inje (=) - he looks as bored as i am

DEATH
43. Norway: Alexander Rybak -That's How You Write A Song (=) - kill it

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Comments

[8:28:24 PM] Rick: stop
[8:28:25 PM] Rick: its my bday
[8:28:28 PM] Rick: so compliment me!!!
[8:28:46 PM] Atti12: ur less gay today
Sent by aes222aes,Apr 1, 2018
MACEDONIA <3
SLOVENIA <3
BELGIUM <3
Sent by Question,Apr 1, 2018
aes222aes LMAO old times
also rick u got some great opinions there but some horrible ones as well wtf (Ireland and Germany???)
Sent by atti12,Apr 1, 2018
Slayvenia!!!
Sent by TheGoodMan,Apr 1, 2018
Ricktworick GIRL I am feeling you on that Fuego era rn, Toy got old a lot quicker than I thought. Cyprus has my gayness feeling some type of way
Sent by Anas,Apr 2, 2018

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