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EUROVISION 2018 RANK: 13/03/2018

5thMar 13, 2018 by ricktworick1
#Eurovision

LOVE:
1. Israel: Netta Barzilai - Toy (what an iconic trainwreck of a song that is actually really enjoyable)
2. Cyprus: Eleni Foureira - Fuego (iconic gay pop tune)
3. Czech Republic: Mikolas Josef - Lie to Me (he's hot and has a good song what's there not to like)
4. Denmark: Rasmussen - Higher Ground (love the viking feel to it)
5. Greece: Yianna Terzi - Oneiro Mou (creates some sort of a magical feel that makes this really captivating)
6. Slovenia: Lea Sirk - Hvala, ne! (jury is gonna absolutely bury this but it's such a great low-budget entry)
7. Portugal: Cláudia Pascoal - O jardim (first time in awhile the host country did a good job)
8. Ukraine: MÉLOVIN - Under the Ladder (the cheesy repetitive ooh-ooh's prevent this song from being higher)
9. Finland: Saara Aalto - Monsters (suffers from the fact that Netta is going after the same fanbase and is doing a better job at it)

LIKE:
10. Malta: Christabelle - Taboo (extremely cheesy lyrics stop it from going above this section)
11. Sweden: Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off (a very competent synth pop entry with great 80s alike production)
12. France: Madame Monsieur - Mercy (lacks the final punch but still very good)

OK, WILL PROBABLY GROW ON ME
13. Estonia: Elina Nechayeva - La Forza (it's been awhile since pop and opera work well together)
14. Italy: Ermal Meta  & Fabrizio Moro - Non mi avete fatto niente (Italy have another decent entry that I probably won't download)
15. Serbia: Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - Nova deca (I feel like they are trying to have this similar magical feel like Greece, they slightly fall short)
16. Belgium: Sennek - A Matter of Time (nice Bondesque tune, but nowhere near as good as Blanche last year)
17. FYR Macedonia: Eye Cue - Lost and Found (kind of a pity it's in SF1 because it's quite good)
18. Poland: Gromee ft. Lukas Meijer - Light Me Up (catchy but extremely generic)
19. Spain: Alfred & Amaia - Tu canción (initially hated this, has been growing on me recently, still too cheesy to get over the line though)
20. United Kingdom: SuRie - Storm (a pretty pedestrian catchy song)
21. Latvia: Laura Rizzotto - Funny Girl (not bad at all, but it has a borderline qualifier aura all over)
22. Austria: Cesár Sampson - Nobody but You (I felt like I liked it more when I first heard it than now)
23. Netherlands: Waylon - Outlaw in 'Em (pretty simple for its genre but still quite effective)
24. Switzerland: Zibbz - Stones (lacks the edge, but nonetheless nice)
25. Armenia: Sevak Khanagyan - Qami (takes quite a bit to pick up)
26. Hungary: AWS - Viszlát nyár (vocals are a turn-off, but the production for this is quite good)

MEH
27. Belarus: Alekseev - Forever (this is just a very average song)
28. Azerbaijan: AISEL - X My Heart (the same person produced Demy's generic trash last year and you can easily hear that)
29. Albania: Eugent Bushpepa - Mall (honestly waiting for a revamp because the length of the song makes it drag on too much)
30. Romania: The Humans - Goodbye (competenet, but completely forgettable)
31. Bulgaria: EQUINOX - Bones (after all the hype, you give us...this?)
32. Croatia: Franka - Crazy (falls flat in comparison to other entries)
33. Australia: Jessica Mauboy - We Got Love (suffers from being overpolished to death)
34. Moldova: DoReDos - My Lucky Day (the song is a horrible trainwreck, but at least it's funny)

BAD
35. Russia: Yulia Samoylova - I Won't Break (the songwriters have improved, she has not)
36. San Marino: Jessika ft. Jenifer Brening - Who We Are (generic garbage)
37. Germany: Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone (rejected Ed Sheeran album filler)
38. Ireland: Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together (if this is supposed to get the lgbt vote then try again)
39. Lithuania: Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We're Old (at least Fusedmarc was a trainwreck, this is just a bore)
40. Iceland: Ari Ólafsson - Our Choice (definitely not our choice)
41. Georgia: Iriao - For You (horrid attempt at representing Georgian sound)
42. Montenegro: Vanja Radovanović - Inje (he looks as bored in his live performances as I am)

DEATH
43. Norway: Alexander Rybak -That's How You Write A Song (this is legit gonna qualify because it's r*bak, the song is absolutely atrocious to the point it makes me physically unwell)

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Comments

Why is Israel so overrated
Sent by varlto,Mar 13, 2018
Why is Israel so overrated
Sent by varlto,Mar 13, 2018

Maybe because you put Portugal and Spain in the top 2 and your likes are shits lmfaoo

I like ur top btw
Sent by Sneasel,Mar 13, 2018
I need to listen to these
Sent by PrincessTeePee,Mar 13, 2018
I think Jessica Maunoy's song is a grower. It's a shame they produced the song so much because she is such a strong vocal talent and has released some amazing songs.
Sent by 75937563748,Mar 13, 2018
75937563748 i find her other songs quite good, this just doesn't feel as "imperfect"
Sent by ricktworick1,Mar 13, 2018
I know what you mean, it feels like a really engineered song ricktworick1, like it was designed just to win. The huge surprise success songs are always the really kooky ones that producers didn't put much time into. But I can criticise too much because my country (the U.K) can never scrape together a decent entry.
Sent by 75937563748,Mar 13, 2018
YESSS CYPRUS AND GREECE
Sent by christossss,Mar 13, 2018
YESSS SLOVENIA LEA SIRK MOM
Sent by Question,Mar 13, 2018
Spain too low
Sent by Eoin,Mar 13, 2018
I'm so proud of my country, Portugal, we're sending such a good host entry.
I hope we can keep sending good songs in the next few years and not go back to a series of NQs lol
Sent by DannyEll,Mar 13, 2018
O JARDIM WIG
Sent by rollingderp,Mar 14, 2018

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