On the last day of the year, I will finally finish this goddamn awful list of unbearable songs.
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
The title of the worst song that has been allowed to see the lights of TSC goes to hilariously dreadful...
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Thamys - Party @ Ur House
Sent by #Konohavillage1 in TSC108, finished 21st with 37 points.
If you closely followed this list, you'd have already known that this song was going to be number one here. I suppose Thamys is extremely grateful for her inclusion on the list, as she will be always remembered as that one person who obviously wanted to do good for us, but instead, she released a song that is unforgivable for my ears.
The first thing that strikes you is the complete misuse of autotune. I guess Thamys is not really a great singer, as she sounds off all the time, but it would have been much better, if the producers decided not to opt for the use of the technology. She sounds like she swallowed a rubber duck which was shit over by someone who ate a lot of expired food. It's as if she was speaking another language...
...but that's what she actually does during one of the breaks. She decides to talk-sing in Spanish (or Portuguese, fuck it), making the listeners even more confused on what this mess already was. The case of Thamys is truly a rarity, as the complete mismanagement in production, singing and timing is just so unbelievable that I had to re-listen to this mess again, and I already regret that. My ears explode every time I am forced to bear with this.
The lyrics perfectly fit the spirit of New Years Eve for people who still follow the cult trend of "Yolo", not really having knowledge what that acronym actually means (in other words, the brainless ones). I suppose we should party like rockstars, but the music video is just as laughable as the song itself. Since then, Thamys has made the video private, and I would do the same in her place, because I'd rather have cancer than to be subjected to this, knowing that this is your own work.
Rock like never before! Because you will never rock it in any way.
And that's it, the dreadful list has finally come to an end. I will soon make a list of my favourite TSC songs, so all you shitheads will stop calling me a negative person. I am just doing it for pure fun.
Limegrass