Hello, my name is LittleBrother123
Tengaged Accomplishments
1. Most Consecutive Finals in Fastings in First Games at Tengaged at 5 (Tengaged Record)
2. Most Consecutive Finals in Fastings without Premades at 14 (Tengaged Record)
3. 8,888 checks in a casting. (2nd most in 2014)
4. Most negs on a blog at 2,171 (2014 record) http://www.tengaged.com/blog/LittleBrother123/5628392/bb16-cancelled
5. Winning the auction bid on the most bids at auction at 94 (2014 record) http://www.tengaged.com/design/auction-6800
6. Highest Ranked - #569 - 6/4/2016
TOP 10 WONDERS OF TENGAGED
#10 - (C)ROOKIES - CHARITY RUINERS.
It is always amazing to see people join a charity and go onto ruin it and I'm not talking about the games where the charity person messes up and doesn't know how to win the game. This is directed at the people that join the charity and then specifically nominate the charity holder and then the people go along with it instead of saving the person. You do realize that (1) you have many people betting on the crooks trying to gain T$ and (2) once you ruin a charity no one will want to join your charity ever. What is the point?
Just say No to Charity Ruiners!
#9 - CASTINGS - ALLIANCE?
Your casting begins. Oh look you have a pm. The pm says "Alliance?" You just sit there and giggle. You then contemplate writing back "Sure. Let's do this!" or "No thanks I want to try to win this with no alliances." Any way you look at it your best alliance is your spam.
Just Say No to Castings Alliances!
#8 - STARS - The players convincing us they strategized the best game.
Yay You Made it into stars. You start the long week of hard work of strategizing yourself to make it to the finals. You are working alliances, blindsides, and nom sets to make you go farther in the game. Oh no, you are nommed. You then get voted out. You wonder how did I get voted out my game was better than the other person! You want to know why?
1. The public has no effin idea what is going on during the game. We aren't in the game. We are not paying attention to the game. We don't give a eff about the game.
2. The public doesn't care about strategy. We are picking who we like better. Most of the time we don't even know the two people nominated and pick the person with the cuter blog picture (i.e. a kitten or a hot body) or picking the person with the less creepy name.
So for all you stars players trying to play a strategic game, the best strategy you can play is by commenting on blogs of people and saying hi and getting to know everyone (i.e. Thumper91)
Just Say No to Strategy and Yes to Niceness for the Stars Win!
#7 - CASTINGS - The randomness with plusses, negs, and not plussing at all.
You join a casting. You see the spam. You look next to your name. +0. You come back later post some more spam. +0. Meanwhile you have plussed the whole page and see the +s of love racking up for other gagers.
You joined a casting. Part of the casting is getting checks which requires plusses. If you are going to spam and make comments, you better be prepared to plus everyone on the page. Stop with the B.S. commenting with no plusses in return. You joined the game, now own the game.
Just say No to +0s and Yes to +19s (No pun intended Mikeroro)
#6 - FASTINGS - Tributes
There is nothing more funny than watching a bunch of noobs who made finals in a fastings prepare a tributes giving themselves high fives when only 5 of the 15 people in the cast were actually active.
Here are some of the funny things said in tributes:
1. I had to get rid of you for coming after me. (You laugh because you were not even playing the game as you were inactive and not coming after them).
2. You were causing trouble. (If by trouble you mean posting weirdo comments okay, but hardly a threat).
3. You were in the other alliance. (There was no other alliance).
4. You were a threat. (Nobody in a fasting is a threat).
5. You won too many POVs. (Winner is decided by algo. You can win 100s of POVs it won't help you win).
6. Justifying the win over the two other people. (I am sure algo is listening to you and will reward you for your hard earned work).
Just say No to Fasting Tributes as there is nothing that can be said that doesn't make you look silly.
#5 - FROOKIES - The "Sucking Up" Tributes
Yay! You made it to the final 2 in a Frooks and its time to do tributes. If this was a Fasting, you would have made fun of everyone and made yourself look boss. But wait this is frookies, so its time to Suck Up and provide the most nice, b.s. tribute to someone you really don't like or even know. All of a sudden your worst enemies are your best friends on the site. We all know you are full of crap so just spit out the truth so we don't have to hold jury.
Here is a copy paste post for your next frookies:
1. JoeBlow - omg i know we don't get along but i want to get to know u more lets play again.
2. JaneDoe - you are super funny and cool lets hang again.
3. JohnDoe - don't know you but want to get to know u more.
4. SallyPally - you are such a good friend lets do it again.
5-7 : just effin repeat 1-4 already
Just Say No to BS Tributes and Vote for the Other Person.
#4 - FASTINGS - The Game of Inactives
You started a fasting. You pm someone for an alliance. They aren't responding. You finally get a response from someone. The game starts. You have your alliance. The person then disappears after the first vote. There you are all alone, at a party all by yourself and think to yourself this is why I signed up for this site?
Come on noobs, what is the point in signing up for a game and then leaving within minutes? This never happens in frookies, but for some reason Fastings has been the party all by yourself.
Then, as the game continues, someone shows up and another person disappears. Half the game you spend trying to guess which inactive is most likely to stay inactive the longest.
There are five active players sitting there. Waiting for the timer to go to zero, just so they can earn 1 or 2 karma unless they are the lucky one. Sp much fun! So if you don't want to play, just don't join.
Just Say No to Inactives. Let's perm them.
#3 - SURVIVOR - The Survivor Challenge Low Score Excuses.
You are in survivor. And there it is, another excuse for a low score. This is akin to the excuses for your homework not being done (aka the dog ate my homework). Notice these excuses don't come up in castings or frookies? Here are some examples of the great survivor low score excuses:
1. my computer froze.
2. my power went out.
3. couldn't find anymore on my puzzle with 30 seconds left.
4. sorry guys this is my worst challenge.
5. the dog ate my keyboard
6. there was a tornado that blew away my laptop.
7. my cheat engine wouldn't work.
8. sorry couldn't play the challenge the pope was in town
There is an easy answer...maybe you just suck at challenges. A nice "sorry guys I suck at challenges but im a good ally" may be a good excuse. Don't worry the person that just gave you their bs excuse for why they effed up on one challenge has there next excuse ready for the next challenge.
Just Say No to Survivor Challenge excuses and Yes to a good old fashion YOU JUST SUCK.
#2 - SURVIVOR - PM Me the Vote
You lose the challenge and then there it is someone announcing "PM me the vote."
My response "I am pming you the vote, the vote is you." Like there is this magical power that is going to just pm everyone who to vote for. What happens if two people pm you the vote and they are different votes? Did I just blow your survivor mind?
The funny thing is obviously this just entices someone to pm you anyone but themselves. How about instead of asking someone to pm you the vote, you actually discuss strategy on who to vote out. I am not sure where this saying originated from but it is obviously extremely stupid.
I started saying "PM Me the vote" in castings and just got a weird look like I'm a freak of nature but if I were in survivor saying "PM me the vote" there would be those people that would look at me and be like "wow that guy knows what he is talking about"
You know what Just Say No to PM me the vote and vote out the guy who wants the vote pmed and everyone let him know that he is the vote.
#1 - STARS - When you are nommed, just tell everyone else how much they suck.
It's funny to watch every stars poll have something along the lines of:
1. These people are sheep.
2. These people don't know how to play the game.
3. Send me back so I can show these guys up.
4. These guys aren't going after the real threats.
So basically the voting public is supposed to believe that everyone in the game has no idea what they are doing and that you, when you are on the block, have some mastermind plan on how to play the best Stars game better. Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Guess what, the fact that you are up on the block and they are a step closer to winning Stars, it seems to us they do know what they are doing and you just look plain old silly.
Maybe you just got outwit. Next time a simple poll box of "I got blindsided by some good players but save me so I can try to blindside them back" will do.
