Really? Really! Really? SMH @ this cast for nomming me.
"If you look up the definition of the word floater in the dictionary it will be a picture of me and Jenn City standing arm and arm" LMAO jk.
I have enjoyed my time in my first stars even if it is time consuming AS FUCK and sends my blood pressure through the roof. I swear I contemplated taking a Xanax after the last time my name got thrown around. Anyways, I digress, I somehow by the grace of God and this horseshoe up my ass have gone unnommed until now. I felt I was in an alliance but apparently some heifers can't stick to the god damn plan so HERE I AM. Not bitter or anything just have the sudden urge to ram my fist into the wall a couple dozen times.
So, from day 1, I sat in the game a minnow among sharks. The elaborate costumes, wigs, and sex appeal from the other HouseGuests overshadowed my quite basic, prepubescent, boyish looks. BUT, nevertheless, like a true underdog I..........................go into the fetal position and beg to not be nommed. LMAO JK. I've worked with a lot of the cast by using my charm and experienced emoji using skills. Never underestimate the power of a winky face with a horny tengaged female ;). I'm totally joking (maybe). Anyways, I thought to myself from the beginning, "oh pipe, wouldn't it be amazing if you didn't go home first?" "oh pipe, wouldn't it be amazing if you made single digits?" "oh pipe, wouldn't it be amazing if you made payouts?" well my friends and ILoveLarry (she a stalker bitch), I accomplished all of those goals!!!
So I ask of you now to help me accomplish my next few goals. 1) Survive this DAMN poll :) 2) Make it to the final 3 3) WIN THIS BITCH!
So in the words of the great Blue's Clues guy Steve Burns, "SAVE PIPER IN THE POLL!"
And in conclusion:
Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie, Miss VAAAAAANNNJJJIIEEEEE
