I woke up the morning of today, my mother Tryphena slammed opened my door. "get up you pathetic, ugly fucking disgusting horrible slutty bitch thot with no social skills and will only end up being a disappointment." she said, almost saying a few slurs... i sold you to buy more drugs. you're leaving now, take that horrific stench you carry around with ya"
i gasped, "why mother that is so terrible" i sobbed, "wh- who did you sell me too?" i sobbed through the words
my prettier, amazing, hotter step-sister, peace123 burst through the door pointing and laughing at me.
local jennifer lawrence cosplayer, Admir was seen yesterday with his beta boytoy fighterman both limping out of a gay sex shop with each other!
when asked about this in custody of the police, this is what the fighterman had to say:
"i hate gay people??? obviously, its why i hate admir and nobody likes him!! admir is poor, nasty and has questionable taste i fear!"
more to come on this groundbreaking story.
*please note this story was NOT edited by anyone, it's 100% true there are like a million witnesses so!!