and my lesbian roommate comes home all super drunk with her annoying guy friend who's literally just hr regular at work
and h's so drunk and i think on something like y r u inviting weird druggy drunks over???
¿¿My boyfriend?? Was asking if I'm mad at him cos guess what I am and yeah and he followed me into this cooler and we made out
And now I'm scared there's a camera in there cos we keep expensive steaks at the back
