A closeted Basketball star decides to look for love via putting an ad in the local paper.
I'm a 6ft 7in, 185lbs man with Blonde hair & blue eyes looking for an attractive man for casual dating. Must be at least 5ft 10in and able to trade pictures.
A man responds to the ad, they trade head shots and make arrangements to hook up.
The basketball star hears a knock at the door, opens it and sees this 5 foot tall man.
"I specifically said you must be at least 5ft 10in!"
The man undoes his pants and whips out his penis.
"Oh! OK come on in" He says with a very impressed look on his face.
After a couple of drinks they head to the bedroom, all is going well until the man pushes him away, turns on the lights and starts to get dress.
" What's wrong?" asked the basketball star
"You're a few inches short!" Says the man
