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Big Brother and online Hunger games.


Sep 16, 2014 by mikespike
These literally made me wet myself, hope you enjoy as much as i did!

#15- "'Rather thicker than one usually sees…quite rigid…ten and a quarter inches.'

#14- "Voldemort put a bit of himself in me?" Harry said, thunderstruck.

#13- “He was on all fours again on Snape’s office floor.”

#12' "But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."

#11- “What did he do to you, Diddy?” Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley’s leather jacket. “Was it— was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use— his thing?”

#10- Harry: "We've been at it for hours! If i could just rest!"
      Snape: "The Dark Lord isnt resting"

#9- "Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry's wand then anyone elses"

#8- "Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging his goblet on the table. It was a sickening sight"

#7- "Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's"

#6- "Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wand out as he went; Snape whipped out his own."

#5- Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight.
Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded.

#4- It’s in fine condition. … You treat it regularly?”
“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.
Harry looked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.

#3- "Yeah, size is no guarantee of power," said George. "What do you mean?" said Harry. "You've never been on the receiving end…have you?"

#2- He pushed the door ajar and peered inside-- and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees.

AND THE WINNER GOES TO #1- "I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride."


LOL brilliant!
Sent by JamieAndre,Sep 16, 2014
i'd like voldemort to put a bit of him in me : 3
Sent by Absol,Sep 16, 2014
Sent by Mikey_Elite,Sep 16, 2014
LOL I love hp!!
Sent by BlueStar,Sep 16, 2014
my favourite was 3 LMFAO
Sent by NotAfraid,Sep 16, 2014
Sent by krrais,Sep 16, 2014

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