Welcome chefs. Everyone submitted early so I'm gonna do the results show NOW on the SAME ASS DAY. Thank you and you're welcome.
This challenge was all about EGGS and we saw quite a range. Personally, I fry up two eggs every morning for my Clara Janine breakfast, and I know some of you were paying attention but that doesn't mean I don't dream of more.
I'm gonna start by giving some feedback to six girls for no particular reason:
TheOmen - This was one of my favorite PRESENTATIONS of the night. I love an egg white omelette and she just looked IMMACULATE on the plate. My only gripe, though it's a big one, is those big chunks of feta shitted all over the top. Miss me with that.
splozojames50 - This was one of the unique edgy entries, it did NOT look appetizing but I did enjoy being surprised. I was really mouth agape like wow.
Absol - This was a very simple but effective dish. I have eaten this before and would eat it again. She was just creative enough to hold my attention.
MmabatlokoaMolefe - You had a lot to prove after your late submission last round and you followed through, nobody else thought of egg soup and I have to applaud it. Well seasoned.
Analiese - I can always respect some dirty greasy diner food. I would eat the fuck out of this right now, BUT this honestly looked a little TOO dirty and greasy. It was edged out by some of the nicer looking girls.
DarkTyphoon23 - This was a tough one for me because I love a good egg skillet and this was ALMOST there. My main complaint is it's a little too much potato for not rly enough eggs. My mouth is getting dry just looking at her, she needs something else. But you definitely redeemed yourself from last week. This pan looks lovely.
The six of you... are SAFE. You can retire to the PopOver lounge.
I will now call six MORE of you forward.
Olympia - #EggsAndToastPooh , you definitely redeemed yourself tonight. This is a straight up SIMPLE PLEASURE pooh. You set the bar in the kitchen. The presentation is nigh impeccable, the eggs and toast really creating a yin and yang effect on the plate.
Eoin - I love some eggs benedict, that was one dish the dining halls at my university did really well and so I had them often. The runny yolk makes for a BEAUTIFUL effect on the plate.
Yaxha - I love a dish with a STORY and once again you delivered the strongest on that front. This egg and toast looks good enough it WOULD be stolen all nanananana, hehehehehe. That toast is very appetizingly shaped and the fact that it's JUST the right amount of eggs that its just spillin ovah- that's sensual.
TheGoodman - In an unaired scene due to the jam-packed premiere, you were actually in the top two last week. You've presented strongly again, huevos rancheros are very much in my range. These look kinda DIRTY like Analiese's dish but I would argue with huevos rancheros that's moreso expected and justified. SO here I'm appreciating the griminess.
Rollingderp - DING DING DING, this was something Mother Quinn would make ALL the time for me growing up and it fucking SLAPS. This is the ideal way to eat an egg and toast. The presentation of this is also HARMONIOUS, with the garnish and the fried bread holes on the side. *chefs kiss*
Howlovely - This was also MAJORLY impressive, as miss Moo Moo has most closely replicated my daily egg meal, RIGHT down to the sriracha pattern (I usually only go as far as the 2 fried eggs with salt and pepper and sriracha, although this bread does look similar to a miniature version of my classic Jessica Brick Oven Marble Rye.) These embellishments are realistic and tasteful for me though and this looks SCRUMPTIOUS. I had some guacamole tonight and it hit.
If it's not obvious, the above are the top six dishes.... and the last two are the top TWO. But there can only be one winner of the egg challenge.....
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Congratulations ROLLINGDERP. These were really just like mawma used to make.
The six of you can all dip to the Popover Lounge.
That leaves SEVEN of you up for elimination tonight.
Roxas546 - This was.... a choice. I appreciate the risk but when I'm thinking eggs for breakfast I do NOT want some spaghetti ma'am. This was a bit of a swing and a miss... it's just a little MUCH.
EbonyGothChild666 - WHAT IS DIS HUNNY? I'm sorry but I'm APPALLED. Yogurt is DISGUSTING to me and that thick layer of dairy cream just looks like some poopies waiting to happen. Ewwww. I feel like the egg was lost here COMPLETELY.
Artpop2 - After your performance last week you really needed to show STRONGLY and OWN your dish... and you didn't. You gave me some sweaty, undercooked looking eggs CLEARLY filled with cauliflowerdiane which you failed to mention. I was unpleasantly surprised. This was a MAJOR disappointment.
Mathboy9 - I'll admit the presentation of this one was one of the more iconic, but it fell on its face in the regard that I think deviled eggs are NASTY. Also Paula looks washed tf up what happened to ha? I was distracted from the dish which I guess was a good thing.
Queenisha - This chef was so ASHAMED of her dish she couldn't even post it in public... and I honestly don't blame ha! I don't even think those eggs were COOKED! Disgraceful.
Batya and Kmartt - This is the big drama of the night.... you two ladies showed up with IDENTICAL dishes! Big faux pas.... I give credit to miss Batya for delivering first, and the presentation of this is kinda cute, but once again this looks to be a deviled egg-style dish which I don't appreciate. Wouldn't eat it once, DEFINITELY not eating it twice miss kmartt. I appreciate your submitting when I yelled at you all cracked out but this is inexcusable.
You've all given me a lot to think about, and it's time to make some decisions.
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Mathboy9... you're SAFE.
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Batya, you're SAFE.
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Kmartt... I'm sorry my dear but you are the third person eliminated from the Clara Janine Breakfast Contest.
But ONE. MORE. CHEF. Will also be leaving us tonight.
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Roxas546, you are safe.
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EbonyGothChild666, you are safe, but this was NASTY.
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Queenisha and ARTPOP2, only one of you will remain in the contest.
ARTPOP2.....
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You are SAFE.
I'm sorry but Queenisha, that means you are the fourth chef eliminated from the Clara Janine Breakfast Contest.
You and Kmartt must pack your pussies and say your goodbyes.
Welcome chefs. Everyone submitted early so I'm gonna do the results show NOW on the SAME ASS DAY. Thank you and you're welcome. 