taking inspiration from the beautiful poem on stokes2009 profile
jdog
j - jenzie sycophant
d - dangerous
o - ornery
g - galvanized
ebonygothchild666
e - extra
b - black
o - objectionable
n - not scene
y - yeet
g - goth
o - opaque
t - tactless
h - hateful
c - cries
h - hairy
i - individual
l - lethargic
d - death
6 - 6 piercings
6 - 6 shades of black
6 - 6 suicide attempts
queenisha
q - quota
u - uncouth
e - entropic
e - eldritch
n - native
i - indigenous
s - shallow
h - huntress
a - acrobatic
jeriber
j - juicy
e - erotic
r - rotund
i - impoverished
b - big cutie
e - epic
r - risque
mathboy9
m - multiply
a - add
t - times
h - hexagon
b - base 10
o - order of operations
y - y- axis
9 - 9th grade algebra
aquamarine
a - antagonizng
q - queer
u - unwavering
a - acrimonious
m - metslover
a - ancient
r - rich daddy
i - irate
n - neo-nazi
e - emasculated
drdevious
d - dont know you
r - really dont know you
d - deal with it
e - equals 3
v - victorious over 3 people in hunger
i - inoffensive (as far as i know)
o - oh god i don't know what to say
u - unknown to me
s - sorry
emmaM
e - elsa gif
m - maybe a real girl? who knows
m - many thanks for this short username
a - acceptable
m - maybe too many Ms in this username actually
milyenah
m - maybe flemish? maybe walloon
i - in belgium
l - lovely username
y - yellow hair
e - european
n - noob avatar fashion
a - allies anyone?
h - hu is she really?
highnoon
h - haughty
i - impudent
g - gaunt
h - housebound
n - no bra
o - organs didn't develop correctly
o - obscene
n - no panties
kayleighwinz
k - killed somebody
a - anxiety meds werent at cvs :(
y - yes he killed his dog
l - loyal to the soil
e - exposes pedophiles
i - idle in sb server
g - good opinions
h - hateful (in a good way.)
w - went to get nail polish
i - irate
n - nominated for eviction
z - zesty
carriexoxo24xo
c - couldn't think of a better username
a - a man
r - ruh roh at all those x's
r - really regretting this
i - I think she sold her account
e - egregious amount of x's
x - x-rays
o - old-ish tengager
x - xplain this username please
o - over this
2 - 2 long of a username
4 - 4 fucking x's in this username
x - xenophobic of me to judge the spelling of your name
o - oatmeal
yoshicoolman
y - you lied
o - overly forgiving of homophobia
s - stank
h - he can't hear in both ears
i - instagram for cancer
c - cancer instagram
o - overreactive
o - obtuse
l - less interesting partially deaf user (shoutout to cyrus )
m - moralizing
a - annoying
n - no cancer anymore so why is he talking about it
ashszoke
a - actual female
s - skype project runway star
h - heroine
s - skinny
z - zero bad takes
o - only woman on the site
k - kwanzaa
e - erroneously thought an atom was a cell
analiese
a - annoying
n - no cell phone service
a - accuweather
l - local
i - incapable of winning tayvie drag race
e - extra white
s - sees the future through the charts
e - excrement
litecitrus
l - lipless
i - inbred
t - thrift store queen
e - erratic gameplay
c - coral
i - imprudent
t - three words: maddie birch white
r - ravaged
u - unfed
s - shoulders bare
olympia
o - oceanside (the michigan ocean)
l - loquacious
y - yellow roommate in college
m - middle eastern
p - poetess
i - Ishtar
a - abused by asian restauranteurs
splozojames50
s - sheep of ween
p - paramour of a doctor
l - luck to the nominations
o - offhanded
z - zheard
o - obedient
j - jeff from top chef season 5
a - accent sometimes.
m - meal prepper
e - einstein's
s - soccer with lee, your brother
5 - 5 years since you emigrated
0 - 0 contact with father
notnicky333
n - not trustworthy
o - office, not nicholas
t - tried it in survivor: la push
n - not Jessica
i - I actually do like her though
c - cringing at the thought of the numbers in her username
k - kept too much from me in survivor: la push
y - yells at her for exposing the 7
3 - 3 numbers too many
3 - 3 legs in her blog photo
3 - 3 much.
akeria
A - australian bitch
k - krashed her kar
e - enemy of old
r - rascal
i - impaired from the car crash
a - an icon now though
jujubee
j - jinkies i accidentally skipped over you sorry
u - unsure if this is the same person i remember from old tengaged
j - jig is up im pretty sure this acct was stolen
u - u were kind of an icon as i remember though.
b - boston queen inspired your username
e - even though you joined tg before her RPDR appearance so who knows.
e - embarrassed i don't remember more about you
turkeylover
t - thanksgiving icon
u - unprocessed meat
r - random in Tayvie drag race who i ended up stanning
k - killing it.
e - effervescent
y - YEARNING for the crown
l - liminal
o - objectively one of the best drag names (Turkey Turkey)
v - veteran
e - endowed with fashion skill
r - radiant
robozoe
r - real chemist
o - oh god she's a slut
b - boobies
o - oscar is ur friend right?
z - zenith of the chembots is long past tho.
o - obviously genderfaking
e - erect
Insanity
i - Icon of tengaged history
n - Nana?
s - Sister kizzi is a bigger icon though
a - asian probably
n - noticeably gay
i - imperative that you make kizzi return
t - timeless (still talking about kizzi)
y - yes you are also funny though.
howlovely
h - half black (?)
o - old skype game LEGEND
w - white, i really thought.
l - laptop taken by parents
o - ovine
v - voiceless on call most of the time
e - eligible for sb membership
l - loyal farmhand
y - yes moo moo!
realitynerd
r - really a throwback
e - equal tengaged age to me probably
a - a few games we had played together.
l - long fucking time ago though
i - i don't really know you
t - tyler is your name tho
y - you like glee which is kinda questionable
n - no shade.
e - EmmaLynn tengaged twin is a little :S
r - retro bitch
d - dirt on you.... i don't really have it
zachbbs
z - ZAMN you commented twice and i skipped over you, i'm embarrassed.
a - activist on the blogs page lately
c - chuckling at your evisceration of amartin
h - hysteria
b - blankly trying to remember why i used to have a bad opinion of you
b - bygones though girl
s - spotless record in my book.
purplebb4
p - pure and innocent
u - undergoing gender reassignment
r - random icon
p - punished benp so i stan
l - loves tina
e - endeared to you looking at your profile
b - but raising brows at hofbeck nation membership
b - bereft if you're also a republican
4 - 4 real you had to have a number in this name?
irelia
i - INFLUENTIAL blogger
r - real woman
e - empowered
l - lentiform
i - Inspiration
a - Australians clique that i kinda stan
absol
a - adopted
b - backhanded
s - schizotypal
o - obsequious
l - loves furry cock
amartin
a - abused mod power
m - manipulative
a - avoids responsibility
r - round
t - tuberous
i - icky
n - nom nom nom on her olive garden
cheritaisdelicious
c - cunt, apparently
h - hated?
e - e-girl
r - really a girl though?
i - i don't know her
t - the actual reason the charity was ruined
a - appetizing
i - i don't understand why you'd shorten cherita to cherry
s - sandy said it so it must be true.
d - divisive for reasons i don't really know
e - evidently known for being a woman
l - later will likely be forgotten when another woman arrives
i - irritatingly long username
c - chlamydia
i - i wanna know what the drama with you is
o - odorous
u - u almost done having letters?
s - sigh in relief that this is over
lemonface
l - loser of the stars that i won
e - estrogen
m - mild-mannered in the past
o - OC premade in that aforementioned stars, which yuck
n - "nice girl"
f - fake, as in lemonfake
a - actually funny though
c - cliche trope of being popular for vagina
e - exposed recently as a bitch
slice
s - supercilious
l - lipophilic
i - impuissant
c - crepuscular
e - every call you're fucking whispering