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I'm not cooking pork...
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#Roboducky Spaghetti with clams if you don't like it i'll throw the clams at your face. #Funnehliner Rosted Chicken with Glazed Carrots and Mashed Potatoes, If you spit anything out, you will be roasted! #Roshy I make amazing noodles, first i boil then i sauté with vegetables and soy sauce. If you hate it, you'll be boiled as well! #Manson Ratatouille, and if you hate it i'll serve you to someone who isnt vegetarian, like a lion! #PMMguy who doesn't love steak and fries! If you don't the steak won't be the only thing i'll slice! #deshonBANNEDISBACK whole grains are excellent for someone prepping for a veto competition in my group game. If you don't finish your plate, you will be evicted, as we require whole contestants! #Carlo_Costly who doesn't love lasagna, if you are one that doesn't, ill roll you into a sheet with my car! #JamieAndre A British favorite how about some Fish and Chips, if you don't i'll use your organs in the gravy! #LuckyLefty Since you claim lucky how about the old famous American Burger with a trip to Vegas! If you get ungrateful, I know a few thugs that will make sure you leave town without one eyeball! #Darbe I'll honor your tradition of being posh and British with some Shepard's Pie, if you don't clear your plate, i'll make sure your head will be served to the queen! #Steven999 Enjoy some fresh kebab and if you complain, the skewers will be through your eye socket! Yummy! #Vanili Sweet Sayra i'll make you some dover sole! And you know what they say, if its too fishy put it back in the sea, which is where you'll be heading if you don't enjoy this meal! acyuta I think you're vegetarian so i got you covered, if you're not you'll still eat it or else! I'll make you a yummy Spinach Pie! You better finish it or you'll be minced meat for my next pie! BOBROCKS333 I'll personally make you my famous pizza, 2 kinds of cheese with some olives and mushroom. MY FAVORITE. If theres one slice left, your face will be played on the wooden oven for 15 min! To be nice and crispy! Dinosaurdan You seem like a party guy and what better food to have then some good nachos and some soda. If you complain about not giving you beer, i will personally inflate your stomach till it pops myself just like beer. Except it won't be fun! :D Icebeast Will I think you'd love my chocolate chip pancakes with organic maple syrup. If you don't, ill shove you right inside a tree then cut you up with a chainsaw, just like how maple syrup is made! Fighterman I'll make you some Kuwaiti machboos so you can try it. If you hate traditional food, we can use your fat to cook the next plate of rice after you've been boiled for a few hours! Smoothstalker12 I personally feel like you would love my good old classic chicken sandwich. If you don't finish it, you'll end up like the chicken! Eva1 Eva you're so sweet why dont you try my triple glazed chocolate doughnut, if you feel its too rich to finish it, I'll show you how doughnuts are cooked literally. Your face will be fried off! 2388 Numbers remind me of cake. Pound Cake! You better eat a pound of it or you'll lose about all of your pounds after i bake you! Striky who doesn't love some baked fish on a bed of rice. You can either enjoy the fish and the meal or i'll descale you instead! skyler1822 you have to try my chicken parm. Its crispy chicken, rich sauce, and fresh pasta. If you'd rather eat something else, I'll bred you and then place you in my walk-in fryer! Bryce12 How about some pecan pie? I layer the pecan perfectly on top after i glaze them. I expect the plate to be clean, if not the next pie i'll make will be Bryce-a-la-mode KayleighWinz Don't you just love the taste of grilled cheese and Tomato soup on a nice cold day. If you complain, you will be grilled. JoeDaManXD Sushi is so fun to make, you slice the fish, dice the veggies, steam the rice, and roll it out. You will be experienced all that if you think my sushi skills suck! ManniBoi since you enjoy covering your face with pumpkin, enjoy my delicious slow roasted pumpkin with potatoes and carrots. We'll top it off with a piece of oven-baked chicken. If you'd prefer something else I can carve your head like the pumpkin! Icarus_Mark I love serving Lobster with cream sauce with some beautiful herbed-potatoes. So make sure you finish it, or i'll snap you like i did with that lobster of yours! Juliann Who doesn't love salad? I DONT so we won't be eating that. Instead I decided to make for you herb crusted rack of lamb with potatoes puree and steamed peas. Enjoy, or your ribs come out just like your dinner! BluJay112 I love making ice cream sundaes for my friends. Most of them don't complain because they know if they do i'll scoop their brains out and place their remains in the freezer!
