#jermainecole1 - because i stan you for being there for me when nobody else was, i was SHAKING at the unknown "frinbox" until you told me what it meant. thank u so much.
#chic - cuz i actually love ur youtube channel and was high as fuck watching u bleach your roots and i LOVED it! also glad u didnt die when u fell through that roof that one time
#becksta20 - because we are BOTH BECKSTAS! and share a love of TRUE CRIME!
#florina - because i haven't eaten in 4 days, can u relate?
#jdog - because you OWE me and i'll no longer want you dead after you refused to shoot #mradamman12 in hunger games YES im SALTY. but u can be forgiven...
#brandonator - because i appreciate you helping me grow as a person and educating me on why ordering burger king on door dash was honestly ignorant of me and it has never happened again
#cheritaisdelicious - because obviously we r just frenemies who say mean things 2 each other for a laugh on the blog page... but deep down we support each other..
#anthousai - because i still think about how precious u are and i gave up my THG life for you instead of playing by dictator jacksonjoseph99's whack rules!!!! (love u jj, u save me too haha)
#TURKEYLOVER - LMFAO NO IM SORRY because i always comment LEMON LEE CURTIS on things and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
#jessie_ - because we have just declared friendship and i was rooting for your return after your UNFAIR ban!
kindred7 - because you are the president of my fan club and you would be REMISS in your duties if you did not. also i was wondering where u were cuz i knew i could count on you...
cruelsummer - because i loved your blog idea about lowering the T$ prices, it's something i've always thought randomize should do!! shit is too expensive! hope he listens x
rowjone - because i respect you and would NEVER tag you as 'rowjane' and i will happily fight anyone that would!
davelooney - dont test me i will literally make that pic of u crying my pollbox pic
typhlosion37 - because my sausage mcmuffins cost like 2x more than yours its not right
tycoon1234 - because i actually still think about it that blog you made with that long ass email to your teacher catching up and i thought it was just so cute and nice... LMAO
crimsonteer - because you have a paper mario: the thousand year door gif in your profile and i believe that is legitimately the best game ever made
lovelykiss - if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
jamesm - because u wouldnt let me ask to get evicted
jujubee - because i had dinner with jujubee in real life and she was lovely
insanity - because i just updated this just for you after you harassed me <3
bunnycat - because im waiting for you on this discord call even though im so tired and thirsty and also ily xo
bb5lover - cuz when we were 16 we were besties and used to cal and frooks all the time and that was a very fun and wholesome time for me...
yoshicoolman - because we both stan akali (i miss the old one) and i refuse to play any mario game if i cant be yoshi
kmartt - because your love of boy bands speaks to my own heart, specifically BSB, as i demanded my little brother be named brian after brian from BSB. And he was.
cinzi_lov - BECAUSE ILY!! you are an icon and under appreciated.
gabrieltrezza - because it is what the deer you hit and killed would have wanted.
singsongers - cuz i wanted to slay with you in that random.org bb blog game but you were taken too soon...
and ill tell you why YOU should save ME in stars RIGHT NOW!!!!