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50 ways to say no to weed and still be cool

Nov 1, 2016 by lemonface
Are you kidding me? Grow up!
Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
Get a job you hippie wastoid.
No thanks, I’m a good person.
You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
Grass is crass, also gross! No!
Weed is whack, Wesley!
Get away from me, THC addict.
Absolutely not, weed fiend.
Let me think…No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
No way,  Bob Marley is awful.
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I will never do one toke.
Absolutely not, I love myself.
Get a grip you sativa snorter!
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I will use my taser on you.
What do I look like? A failure?
Nah, bongs are wrong.
No way! Hemp is horrible
I’d rather not be a cannibal.
I don’t think so, I’m nice.
I was raised right, I won’t light.
I’d like to keep my job, thanks.
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
I’m calling the Coast Guard
I'm calling the cops on you.
Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
I’ll pass on your pot offer.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
Nope. THC is not for me.
Step out of my zone, now.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
No, I'm allergic to hate.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.
No, weeds are for whacking.
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
Get a life you ganja gremlin.
You’re dumb if you do “dank”.
Sorry, I love my family.
Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
No, man. I’m straight.

Comments

+15 for awareness
Sent by brookie_cookie,Nov 1, 2016
LMAO
Sent by Patrick319,Nov 1, 2016
Bugger off, you bong addict!
Sent by Loopspeare,Nov 1, 2016
haha this is brilliant
Sent by skyler1822,Nov 1, 2016
No, man. I’m straight.
Sent by Brandt69,Nov 1, 2016
51: go choke on a joint m9
Sent by scottyi,Nov 1, 2016
No, man. I’m straight
Sent by Philip13,Nov 1, 2016
I will use my taser on you.

ty! il use this one next time
Sent by FighterMan,Nov 1, 2016
Gaiaphagee
Sent by Christian_,Nov 1, 2016
No, man. I’m straight.
Sent by MrBird,Nov 1, 2016
No, weeds are for whacking
Sent by Brayden_,Nov 1, 2016
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
Sent by jenzie,Nov 1, 2016
I’m calling the Coast Guard
Sent by donaam,Nov 2, 2016

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