Are you kidding me? Grow up!
Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
Get a job you hippie wastoid.
No thanks, I’m a good person.
You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
Grass is crass, also gross! No!
Weed is whack, Wesley!
Get away from me, THC addict.
Absolutely not, weed fiend.
Let me think…No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
No way, Bob Marley is awful.
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I will never do one toke.
Absolutely not, I love myself.
Get a grip you sativa snorter!
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I will use my taser on you.
What do I look like? A failure?
Nah, bongs are wrong.
No way! Hemp is horrible
I’d rather not be a cannibal.
I don’t think so, I’m nice.
I was raised right, I won’t light.
I’d like to keep my job, thanks.
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
I’m calling the Coast Guard
I'm calling the cops on you.
Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
I’ll pass on your pot offer.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
Nope. THC is not for me.
Step out of my zone, now.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
No, I'm allergic to hate.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.
No, weeds are for whacking.
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
Get a life you ganja gremlin.
You’re dumb if you do “dank”.
Sorry, I love my family.
Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
No, man. I’m straight.