So I'm flipping through channels I stop at Disney channel for quick moment because something got my attention. That was Descendants it's another Disney AU- Fanfic thing like Once upon a time. I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to tell you in that damn universe somebody looked at Dopey from Snow white and said "Damn let me get a piece of that!". Dopey has a god damn son in that universe. Out of all of the characters in all of Disney Dum. Dopey got a kid and he is not even a dwarf. He is some skinny ass nerd.
