- "I like my men just like I like me coffee... incapable of loving me back..."
- "Some people may think I'm fake, but they're all alcoholics."
- Kennedy
- Ben deepthroating a banana, spitting it up, then rubbing it over herself
- "Don't come over after 9:30, because that's when my Xanax kicks in"
- Trixie ready to MURDER Milk
- Kennedy pulling a bottle of vodka out of her pussy
- "I'm a man"
- Shangela with her snorkel diving to look at his dick
- "I didn't know Bush was back in office!" *dives*
