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Tengaged Fashion Photo Review || Episode 1a: Hometown Looks

Jun 13, 2017 by lassidoggy
imageHow it works is that I ask the participants to send in a ranking of the outfits from best to worst, with a toot/boot and a comment attached. Then, I add up the ranking they gave them, and I make an average ranking. Since I have eight participants, a queen needs five toots for it to be a toot overall. This week, Eureka, Jaymes, Peppermint, and Trinity got less than four toots, so it's an overall boot. Here are the rankings:

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13th- Jaymes Mansfield: Jaymes really hasn’t had much luck in our ranking. This week, everyone either put her in 12th or 13th. She represented the state of Wisconsin, which is known for it’s dairy industry and nothing else. That’s unfortunate, because all Jaymes could really do was make a basic cow outfit. I had two people negatively compare her look to Magnolia Crawford. Other people called it “tragic” and something a “baby queen” would wear. Ouch. Hopefully Jaymes has better luck next time… maybe?
Analiese: 12th (Best)
Brandon: 13th (Worst)
Kayleigh: 13th (Worst)
Lassi: 13th (Worst)
Mike: 12th (Best)
Ninjohn: 13th (Worst)
Wumblebee: 12th (Best)

12th- Alexis Michelle: Going from top toot to near the bottom, Alexis’ NYC look was proclaimed the worst New York look of the night by us. Almost everyone clocked the sharpied buzzwords on the swimsuit, and how plain the swimsuit was. It was compared to “diapers” and “napkins”. However, the backdrop she had was better received, although everyone said that Trinity did it better. I guess she didn’t make us feel… mama.
Analiese: 11th
Brandon: 12th
Kayleigh: 9th (Best)
Lassi: 10th
Mike: 13th (Worst)
Ninjohn: 10th
Wumblebee: 13th (Worst)

11th- Charlie Hides: A Boston girl knows how to spill some tea, and the tea is that this was a stinker of an outfit. The concept was good, but the outfit itself was boring and quite basic. Then, we got a tearaway into… a shorter version of the same “Halloween slutty pilgrim” (as someone else described it) outfit.
Analiese: 13th (Worst)
Brandon: 11th
Kayleigh: 12th
Lassi: 9th
Mike: 6th (Best)
Ninjohn: 12th
Wumblebee: 11th

10th- Kimora Blac: It was a battle of the Vegas showgirls this week, and it looks like Kimora bust.. or was busted. While some called it pretty and stunning, others clocked it for not accurately representing what a Vegas showgirl should be. Ultimately, it was a very safe choice for Kimora, and it didn’t stray outside of her comfort zone.
Analiese: 7th
Brandon: 6th
Kayleigh: 3rd (Best)
Lassi: 4th
Mike: 9th
Ninjohn: 11th (Worst)
Wumblebee: 10th

9th- Eureka O’Hara: She was our lowest score last week in the promo looks, and she’s crawling back up this runway. Eureka played a white trash abused wife and neglectful mother from the hills of Tennessee. It was obviously supposed to be a campy look, and most people appreciated it for what it was. However, a common critique was that it wasn’t distinctly Tennessee. It could’ve been Mississippi, Delaware, South Carolina, etc. Eureka, showing us that trash can be universal in America.
Analiese: 10th
Brandon: 4th
Kayleigh: 6th
Lassi: 12th (Worst)
Mike: 11th
Ninjohn: 3rd (Best)
Wumblebee: 4th

8th- Aja: The next NYC queen to fall, Aja played the part of Lady Liberty on the runway, next to Peppermint. It’s in the middle of our ranking because not a lot of people had a strong opinion on it. Someone even described it as “blah”. While the runway outfit had no reaction, her makeup sure did. I doubt Lady Liberty would want to be seen with a five minute mug on her face.
Analiese: 3rd (Best)
Brandon: 9th
Kayleigh: 5th
Lassi: 11th (Worst)
Mike: 7th
Ninjohn: 7th
Wumblebee: 7th

7th- Peppermint: The other Statue of Liberty. Her outfit was much more flowy and drapey, kind of like her booted promo look. Everyone clocked her for wearing a loose fitting outfit again, saying that it would have been better without the cape and with tighter fabric.
Analiese: 2nd (Best)
Brandon: 7th
Kayleigh: 7th
Lassi: 6th
Mike: 8th
Ninjohn: 9th (Worst)
Wumblebee: 9th (Worst)

6th- Sasha Velour: Our final NYC girl. It’s clear that Sasha loves art, and it showed with this 1960’s queer/pop art look. While everyone liked the outfit itself, everyone read Sasha for the use of her props. The painting didn’t match the colour scheme, and it seems kind of narcissistic for Sasha to have a painting of her, as if she’s the definition of queer art. This might have been higher if she dropped the painting.
Analiese: 4th
Brandon: 10th (Worst)
Kayleigh: 8th
Lassi: 7th
Mike: 3rd (Best)
Ninjohn: 4th
Wumblebee: 8th

5th- Farrah Moan: The other showgirl. Farrah was serving Rockettes, while Kimora was serving Elizabeth Berkley. Like Kimora, the main point in everyone’s critiques was whether or not Farrah was Vegas. Some people thought she was. She represented the bright colours and dazzle that Vegas offers. However, others thought it was simply not Las Vegas, with someone comparing it to more of an Austrian look. Nonetheless, it was a pretty look for a pretty girl.
Analiese: 1st (Best)
Brandon: 5th
Kayleigh: 11th (Worst)
Lassi: 5th
Mike: 11th (Worst)
Ninjohn: 2nd
Wumblebee: 5th

4th- Valentina: She’s perfect, she’s beautiful, she looks like a Californian girl. Even though her outfit was seen as “boring” and “too Mariachi” by some, others loved the androgyny that Valentina served. Ole.
Analiese: 6th
Brandon: 8th
Kayleigh: 10th (Worst)
Lassi: 3rd
Mike: 1st (Best)
Ninjohn: 5th
Wumblebee: 6th

3rd- Shea Coulee: Bitch, she is from Chicago, and she made it clear with this Hot Dog look. The only thing people could talk about was the hot dog on her head, calling it campy and “totally Shea”. It’s campy, it was couture, and hopefully it was Kosher!
Analiese: 8th (Worst)
Brandon: 2nd (Best)
Kayleigh: 4th
Lassi: 8th (Worst)
Mike: 2nd (Best)
Ninjohn: 6th
Wumblebee: 2nd (Best)

2nd- Trinity Taylor: This was a good look, no matter what Michelle said. She blended in beautifully with her backdrop (which was TOTALLY Orlando. Roller coasters, bright lights, swamps, plastic surgery…) This ranked high with pretty much everyone, except a couple people who mentioned the anal background.
Analiese: 5th
Brandon: 3rd
Kayleigh: 2nd (Best)
Lassi: 2nd (Best)
Mike: 5th
Ninjohn: 8th (Worst)
Wumblebee: 3rd

1st- Nina Bo’Nina Brown: Is there anything new I can say about this? It’s stunning. Five out of the seven people gave this their top toot (one going to Kimora, and the other one going to Valentina). Someone touted it as “one of the most iconic looks of not just Season 9, but the entire series.” Even though the dress was basic, everyone said that it doesn’t take away from the gorgeous face, which I agree. You go, Nina!
Analiese: 9th (Worst)
Brandon: 1st (Best)
Kayleigh: 1st (Best)
Lassi: 1st (Best)
Mike: 4th
Ninjohn: 1st (Best)
Wumblebee: 1st (Best)

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#RPDR

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