So Cocoabean and I have been friends for a while and recently he contacted me that he had some nerdy conference in Raleigh, NC which happens to be my home town. We decided to have a posh little meet-up. I picked him up at his hotel, after it took him forever to find his way down to the lobby, and then we went out to eat at a posh restaurant. We then went back to his hotel and drank some wine will pranking some guys on grindr.
AND NO WE DID NOT HAVE SEX, I DONT FUCK BOTTOMS OR MEN YOUNGER THAN ME
Hightligh moments include
Cocoabean taking legit 15 minutes to untie his shoes, because he could not get them on only for me to undo the knot in like 5 seconds.
Us witnessing an accident in front of us on the way to the restaurant.
The waitress tricking him into ordering like a 17 dollar meal.
Pretending we were boyfriends on grindr, to see how much guys would pay us.
Snapping idgaf because he thought Cocoabean and I had sex
Him yelling at me for not picking a restaurant closer to us, only to tell me it was the best Mexican food he has ever had
Me having to explain how to remove a cork from a wine bottle, that had already been open