Davina: I grew up in the hood of Brooklyn. There is no intimidation in this body for any bitch. I have built such tough skin over the years due to all the bullshit I’ve had to put up with. I don’t wanna say I feel superior to other girls, but really though. Who’s gonna steal my shine?
The limo pulls up to an insanely gorgeous mansion.
Davina: Oh my GOOOOOD!
Davina exits the limo and enters the house.
Davina: This house is so cute!!!!!!
Davina runs around the house, exploring every inch of her new house before picking her bedroom and heading back to the kitchen for a drink.
Davina: I’m the only bitch here where is everyone?
Outside, the limo pulls up with another bad girl.
???: If somebody starts with me, I will finish it. I dare you to try me because that’s when the vindictive, sneaky little bitch in me comes out.
Sierra: I live a very luxurious life, what can I say. Girls are always jealous of me. Some girls take a different path than others . Sometimes they want to be my best friend or decide we’re just straight up enemies. Friends don’t stick around for long though because once they see that my shine is brighter than theirs, it’s like drama central *laughs*.
Sierra: I’m really here!
Sierra heads inside the house.
Sierra: Hello?!?
Davina runs to the living room.
Davina: Hey bitch!
Sierra: Hi! You’re so pretty!
Davina: Girl so are you!
“Davina(C): This pretty little blonde barbie thing walks through the door and I’m thinking that we’re gonna be really good friends because she’s cute as hell.”
Sierra: Where are the rooms?
Davina: Upstair girls. Theres three of them. I’m in the 3 bedroom.
Sierra: Can I just room with you?
Davina: Hell yeah!
Sierra goes upstairs and sets her bag on a bed next to Davina’s.
Sierra: I’m so excited!
Davina: Girl me too!
The doorbell rings.
Davina: Oh shit!
The door opens to reveal a third bad girl!
???: Hi!
Sierra: Yasss! Hey bitch!
???: My mother always told me to not walk around with the mindset that other people are beneath me. But when you’re this pretty? How can you not?
Alex: I am an aspiring actress, model, you name it. I want to be known and seen by people. I’m already somewhat known around Chicago. My face is in a lot of shops and on a lot of billboards there, but I want to conquer the world.
Alex: Hi ladies! I’m Alex!
“Sierra(C): This tall, thin, model looking girl walks in. She’s very pretty.”
Sierra: Nice to meet you!
Alex: Oh wow this house though!
Davina: Right?
“Davina(C): This girl seems like a stuck up model type. But I’m not gonna judge her to harshly.”
Sierra: There’s 3 bedrooms. We’re in the 3 person room.
Alex: Oh three bitches in one room? I don’t think so. Ya’ll are crazy.
Alex takes a 2 person room and goes back downstairs with the other two girls.
Alex: So where ya’ll from?
Davina: Brooklyn.
Sierra: Boise, Idaho. You?
Alex: Chicago.
Davina: Oh Chi-town! I see you!
Meanwhile, another bad girl is sitting outside a bar, drink in hand, awaiting her ride.
???: I will run this house. And if you think otherwise you’re sadly mistaken.
Maria: I AM the queen of Jersey. Everyone knows me. I have a lot of connections. I’m always the center of attention and girls are seriously intimidated by that. The Bad Girls Club will be no different from my regular life. These girls will know instantly whether they love me or hate me and if you hate me, prepare to be put in your place.
Maria takes a sip of her drink as the limo pulls up to the bar.
Maria: I’m ready!
Maria enters the limo to find another girl sitting there.
Maria: Oh shit! Hi!
???: Hey girl!
???: I’m the prettiest and most down to earth bitch you’ll ever meet. You want to be a bitch like me *smiles*
Isis: I’m a black girl and I’m a Spanish girl. That makes for one mean ass bitch let me tell you. I’m an alpha obviously and I’m excited to be in a house with other alphas just to see who butts heads with who. I don’t expect to fight a lot, but it also wouldn’t surprise me.
Maria: What’s your name?
Isis: Isis. You?
Maria: Maria.
Isis: Cool. Where you from?
Maria: Jersey/
“Isis(C): Maria does not look like the kind of girl I would hang out with in real life. Jersey girls are like the bottom of the barrel. Sorry.”
Maria: I’m excited to get in this house and party. I’m gonna show ya’ll how to party Jersey style!
Isis: Aww shit.
The limo pulls up to the house and the two girls exit and run into the house.
Maria: Hello!!!!
Davina: Hey bitches!!
Maria: Ahhhh!
Isis: Nice to meet ya’ll!
Alex: Where ya’ll from?
Maria: JERSEY!!!!!!!
Alex: Oh!
Maria: I’m ready to turn up Jersey style yo!
“Alex(C): Maria mentions Jersey like every other word. Jersey this. Jersey that. Shut up please.”
Davina: We’re just waiting on two more girls.
Maria: They need to hurry up and get here!
Somewhere else in Los Angeles…
A cute girl is seen walking through the airport with a Chanel bag in hand.
???: I am the party wherever I go. Don’t expect me to be sitting in our booth sipping my wine cooler and acting classy.. No, I’m gonna be dancing on the bar, throwing back shots of vodka, and shaking my ass.
Jocelyn: My mouth gets me in trouble. But I’m not afraid to get my ass beat. At the end of the day, if what I say has that much impact over your life, then wyd???
Jocelyn exits the airport to see the limo sitting there, waiting for her.
Jocelyn enters the limo.
Jocelyn: Hey how are you?
Driver: I’m good. We have one more stop before we go to the house.
Jocelyn: Another stop? Oh.
Back at the house…
Maria has decided to room with Alex and Isis takes the third bed with Davina and Sierra.
Davina: What you think of the girls so far?
Isis: I like everyone. The Jersey girl is kinda annoying but she’s cool.
Davina: Yeah I definitely wanna give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
In the other room Maria, Alex, and Sierra are hanging out and talking.
Maria: I can’t wait to go out and party with ya’ll.
Sierra: I know. Are you guys sloppy drunks?
Alex: No. I’m too classy for that *laughs*.
Maria: You sound boring at the club *laughs*.
“Alex(C): Maria definitely has a big mouth and I predict that it’s going to get her in a lot of trouble.”
Back in the limo, Jocelyn still sits alone. The limo comes to a halt and the door opens.
???: Hi!
Jocelyn: Oh hey boo!
???: I can be your best friend or worst enemy. Your choice.
Kayla: I like to party. I like to have fun. Sex is definitely my favorite hobby *laughs*. Dick is my expertise. I would say that I get along with girls. I’m not someone who goes out looking for drama, but who knows it’s the Bad Girls Club.
Jocelyn: Oh my God you’re so pretty.
Kayla: Thanks so are you!
Jocelyn: Where you from?
Kayla: Chicago.
Jocelyn: Philly.
Kayla: Oh okay cool.
“Kayla(C): Jocelyn is a cute girl. She looks innocent! Like why you here?”
Jocelyn: I’m ready to get a fucking drink! *laughs*
Kayla: Girl me too. What you drink?
Jocelyn: Girl anything.
Kayla laughs.
Jocelyn: Fuck it do you just wanna go out now?
Kayla: Can we?
Jocelyn: Why not?
“Jocelyn(C): So Kayla and I decide to skip going directly to the house and we’re just gonna go straight to the bar and grab some drinks.”
Jocelyn and Kayla head to the bar.
Back at the house, the rest of the girls are getting impatient.
Maria: Fuck this! We’re taking a cab and we’re going out!
Sierra: I’m down!
“Maria(C): I know that I’ll run this house and I have no problem asserting my dominance very early on. Two girls short or not, if I say we’re going out, we’re going out.”
Maria: Cab’s are here!
The five girls pile into the cab and head to the club for the evening.
They’re dancing, taking shots, and just having a great time.
Maria: FIST BUMP! FISDT BUMP! FIST BUMP!
“Davina(C): The club is popping. Everyone is just partying and having fun.”
At the bar…
Jocelyn and Kayla are also having a great time. Drinking and talking to boys.
“Jocelyn(C): I had such a great time with Kayla tonight. We’re really excited to get to the house and see our digs for the next few months.”
Jocelyn and Kayla get in the limo and head back to the house.
The other girls are still at the club.
Maria looks around and notices the other girls are not near.
Maria: Where the fuck are my roommates???
Maria spots the girls nearby and walks over.
Maria: Yo! It’s time to go!
Alex: We’re leaving?
Maria: Yes everyone wants to leave!
“Maria(C): I’m pissed because I was alone in the club so we’re leaving bitches.”
The girls all gather back in the cab.
Davina: I had so much fun ya’ll.
Maria: I was having fun too until I saw all ya’ll ditched me.
Sierra: Ditched you?
Maria: I looked around and I was all alone. That’s not cool. We’re supposed to be a bad girls family and ya’ll left my drunk ass.
“Sierra(C): Maria is crazy. I don’t understand why she feels like she runs the house after the first night but she needs to get it together.”
Maria: That’s not cool! That’s phony!
Isis: Chill out ya’ll. Wait ’til we get back to the house.
Maria: Okay. Fine.
Jocelyn and Kayla arrive to the house. They run inside, screaming in excitement at their new crib.
Kayla: This house is LIT!!
Jocelyn: Let’s find the rooms!
The two girls run upstairs and find their room.
Kayla: This is the only room without anyone’s shit so I guess we’re roomies!
Jocelyn: Yay!
The cab pulls up to the house and the girls exit.
Maria: These bitches.
They enter the house and see Jocelyn and Kayla running down the stairs.
Jocelyn: Hey!!
Maria ignores them and walks upstairs.
Kayla: Cool.
Isis: Hey girls!
Alex: Where the fuck were ya’ll?
Jocelyn: We decided to go out. We really needed a drink.
Sierra: Did you guys find your room?
Kayla: Yeah.
“Sierra(C): So the other two girls are here and we’re all talking to them and getting to know them except for Maria. Maria, you were just pissed at all of us for not hanging out with you in the club, but now you’re doing the same thing to these two girls.”
Sierra goes upstairs into her bedroom where Maria is changing her clothes.
Sierra: Did you say hi to the other two girls?
Maria: No. Fuck them they didn’t come to the house to begin with.
Sierra: You should introduce yourself though. We all have to live here.
Maria: No I don’t think so.
“Maria(C): I don’t care about these two girls that didn’t even care to come out with us tonight.”
Maria goes downstairs with the rest of the girls in the kitchen.
Kayla: Hey I’m Kayla.
Maria ignores her and goes to the fridge to grab a beer.
Kayla: Is there a reason you’re ignoring me?
Maria: I just think it’s really fake that the two of you went out without us tonight.
Kayla: Girl nobody else cares. I apologize if I offended you, but like get over it.
The other girls chuckle.
Maria: It’s not fucking funny! You are not a part of this family bitch! You didn’t come out with us! You’re done!
Davina: Girl settle down with your stale ass breath! What family? You was just cussing us out in the cab over some bullshit!
Maria: Because ya’ll pissed me off! I’m from Jersey bitch I can say whatever the fuck I wanna say!
Kayla: We don’t give a fuck where you’re from bitch!
“Kayla(C): Maria is dumb if she thinks she’s gonna get loud with the whole ass and try to boss up. Like, stop it.”
Maria: So childish like seriously.
Kayla: The only child here is you bitch *laughs*.
Maria goes into the living room where Sierra and Isis are talking and drinking some beer.
Maria: Did I do something to piss you guys off tonight?
Isis: What do you mean?
Maria: These dumb bitches in the kitchen wanna start some shit for no reason!
Sierra: I’ll be honest you pissed me off when you came at all of us in the cab.
Maria: You guys left me in the club by myself! I’m drunk and who knows what could’ve happened!
Sierra: Bitch we were standing ten feet away from you! All you gotta do is look for the big ass camera crew bitch!
Maria: Don’t call me a bitch I’m just saying my piece!
Sierra: Get out of my face and take your ass to bed then!
Maria: For what! I’m here and I’m trying to have a good time!
“Isis(C): Maria has managed to piss off the whole house in a matter of like an hour. Girl you need to take your crazy ass back to Jersey.”
Jocelyn: These bitches are crazy! *laughs*
“Jocelyn(C): I love drama. Maria was rude when she came in the house to me, so I hope she gets put in her place.”
Sierra: You can have a good time! But go somewhere else because I don’t want you in my face.
Maria: Make me go away! Make me go in the other room!
Sierra: Get out of my face Jersey.
Isis: Maria stop.
Maria: No what’s up! Try me!
Maria throws her beer on Sierra.
Isis gasps.
Sierra: Are you FUCKING-
Jenna - Maria
Gia - Sierra
After the girls are separated, Sierra is escorted upstairs.
Maria: You ugly ass bitch! Fuck you!
Kayla: Drama drama drama! Go home bitch!
Maria picks up a lamp and throws it on the ground.
Davina: Get her the fuck outta here! Breaking shit in my damn house!
“Maria(C): At this point, these girls are all fucking trash. Fuck this house I can go back to Jersey.”
Maria All I see is trash! You’re all trash!
Kayla: Says the bitch from fucking Jersey.
Maria is escorted outside by security.
Maria: Let me go! I will thrash a bitch in this house! Fuck this I’m going back to Jersey.
Kayla: You’re a fucking gutter rate whore bitch!
Maria runs back in the house.
Maria: WHAT BITCH!?
Kayla: What you wanna do?
Maria is snatched dup but security.
Maria: Ya’ll let me go! I will fuck you up!
Maria begins slapping security around in an attempt to get free.
Jocelyn: Go home whore!
Production enters and grabs Maria off of security.
Production: Stop!!
Maria: No fuck ya’ll! Ya’ll casted some weak ass hoes I wanna leave!
Jocelyn: Then leave!
“Sierra(C): So I’ve been escorted upstairs and I can still hear Maria and the girls shouting downstairs. Maria needs to leave this house.”
Maria: Come over here bitch!
Jocelyn: Bitch I’m here!
Maria spits at Jocelyn as production is trying to pull her outside.
Jocelyn: Trashy ass Jersey girls! Bye whore!
Production finally gets Maria outside.
Maria: Seriously I will start fucking up everything in the house. These girls are lame and whack!
Production: You’re gonna leave. You assaulted security and production. You’re done here.
Maria: Good take my ass back home! JERSEY HAS MORE CLASS THAN THE BAD GIRLS CLUB ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
“Maria(C): The Bad Girls Club was just way too trashy for me. People think Jersey is trashy, but this house and these girls take the cake.”
Maria is sitting in the van waiting for her departure.
Maria: I’m good! I’m classy! You’re not!
Back in the house, the girls are all in the kitchen.
Kayla: Cheers bitches! To having the crazy removed from this house!
The girls toast with shots of vodka.
Sierra: Damn that’s strong.
Maria: PUSSY ASS BITCHES! YA;LL AIN’T HAVE SHIT ON ME! YOU DIRTY ASS HOES!
