post your irl name and i will urban dictionary it :)
for example here's mine:
Joanna- Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.
Chris- The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
millie- Knows how to get what she wants from the oppsite sex. She is not dumb when it comes to men and knows how to hold her own. When being a millie correctly, a girl can have many men eatting out of the palm of her hand.
katie- A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.
sara- A person who is very hot and has the greatest personality ever! In hebrew Sara means princess. There for you should treat her as if she was one! Sara is also a very irresistable person.
keith- a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything.
joe- Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
chelsea- the most AMAZING people you will ever find are Chelseas.
chicken flavored&lemon scented. DELICIOUSLY good looking.
kalyna- An amazing beautiful girl who is nice to everyone and everyone loves her back.
kenneth- Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.
christina- A super hot girl usualy hard to get. Perfect body, hyper, sexy, very funny, and loves to have a good time. Usualy the number 1 girl in school that everyone wants.
maddison- most likely a girl loving a fat little kid who loves to eat cake. most of the time glaring and stalking not making any contact, looking suspicious.
kevin- basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
jessica- she is an amAzing and beautiful girl with the best smile. she has the effect of brightening up someone's day (even just by smiling). she is absolutely adorable. she sometimes says things without thinking, but she's so cute when she does. she's sooo funny. she smells really nice too. in one word, jessica is wonderful.
jeremy- A guy who is smart and has a big penis
bob- The most awe inspiring name in existance. Think of any historical feat in existance and he's done it. The first name that pops into your head, for obvious reasons. All hail he who is known as Bob.
i did jacob too
Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
antwane- antwane isn't defined yet.
smi- Severely mentally impaired. Someone who is retarded as shit and can help it.
jamie- people who enjoy music. They're great with making friends and usually have dark hair. Some are very attractive. They can be quiet at times but, given the chance to party... they will... Some have dry senses of humor and can be confused easily... that's part of the humor... Jamies usually have a crooked smile.
chiara- Freakin' gorgeous , Ballin' individual. beautiful eyes. Hard to understand but easy to love :) Shes the most outgoing person you'll ever meet. If you get the chance to know a Chiara honor that moment..love her..cherish her , and never let her go! because Shes be one of a kind, and i bet you wont find another person like her
sash- It is both everything and nothing at the same time
mike- the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
alec- alec is generally characterized as a person who can take any argument, no matter how sound it may appear to be, and pick it apart piece by piece while offering large amounts of evidence to the contrary of the target argument, effectively forcing the opponent to realize he's a complete idiot. An alec will also mix in various subtle yet sharp insults, humorous wit, and a devastating amount of logical reasoning to add salt to the wound. This Internet personality is usually well liked and honored in the community for their intelligence, clever wit, wisdom, and strong fighting capabilities, even by those who are unlucky enough to be the butt of his assault.
michael- Micheal is truly the man's man. A truly well rounded individual capable of drinking large amount of alcohol, loving women roughly(and tenderly), know massive amounts of knowledge, and is talents at many, many things. Most people refer to Micheal as the baddest mutha fucka on the planet.
helen- A superhuman hero of sorts whose power will increase to include that of time travel after building herself a TARDIS. She just needs to find where she left the plans...oooo shiny...LALALALA
nikki- Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you'll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for
niall- An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him.
chad- A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer
heather- Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime
anthony- Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker. Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God. Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!
stefanos- A funny lookin Greek/Ethiopian fellow with a 'fro
paige- a very outgoing but shy girl. she is always fun to be around and can always make you laugh. tends to be very athletic but cute and girly at the same time. she always has the cutest clothes no matter what. She is easy to love, and has a great personality and will talk to anybody. she is definitely one of the greatest people alive.
skye- so dang sexy all the guys love her and want to be with her. when she steps in the room everyone looks. every guy wants to be with her and every girl wants to BE her. she has a nice butt too and sexy dance moves. she's SO hot
kelly- the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet