Not once...
Not twice...
Not three times...
Not four times...
Not five times...
Not six times...
Not seven times...
Not eight times...
Not nine times...
Not ten times...
Not eleven times...
Not twelve times...
Not Thirteen times...
Not fourteen times...
Not fifteen times...
Not sixteen times...
Not seventeen times...
Not eighteen times...
Not nineteen times...
Not twenty times...
Not twenty one times...
Not twenty two times...
Not twenty three times...
Not twenty four times...
Not twenty five times...
Not twenty six times...
but
TWENTY SEVEN TIMES & COUNTING.