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i am groot [final blog] o____o Apr 20, 2015
a true hollywood story
written and directed by 'groot'

starring 'groot'
co-starring (although let's be honest they're the real stars)

Look_Out_Behind_You (the angry hoodlum with a heart of gold, and also secretly a chronic blogger)
Kiffany (it's like Tiffany with a K, the perfect foot slut, a girl so buy her things, and also NOT just a source of handjobs)
Radamella (the queen of sass)
Quackerz (the guy groot wishes he could talk to more because he's such a fuckin' badass and he misses him :P)
tacosRgood (that cool brah who groot met in a castings and thought was hilarious and has an amazing sense of humor!)
SummerStorm (the nice girl)
GoodKaren (that person groot has never really talked to but every time he sees her post something he thinks, 'WOW she is such a genuinely nice person I wish we were friends!')

special guest stars
Morgan Freeman
Halle Berry
Mariska Hargitay
Carl (Unit8890 )
The Angry Troll under the bridge who tried to turn a castings into an epic crusade of manly manliness and failed hilariously (McBenjamin )
and Le Toucan (Lockie )

Special thanks to Yoshitomi and Utsumi for making this experience so enjoyable!

Yoshitomi for being such an amazing person as she has always been, and for allowing my to be her partner because I am definitely not worthy (and no one shall ever be worthy enough for her presence!!). Your bright and shining personality has always brought a smile to my face and I am happy to call you a friend :)!

and Utsumi for being so welcoming and accepting, and for being so friendly to me even when I come off so cautious prior to getting to know people :)! I don't talk to many people from tengaged on skype anymore so being able to chat with you on call has been a pleasure. It really means a lot to me, I mean it. It seems we've both been busy these last few days so we haven't talked much but I really hope when things settle down we can still talk on skype.

and Radamella who should know I have always greatly respected her these last 6/7 years :)!

Thanks all for a wonderful time even though some of you were intolerable :*

Once my partner posts her "goodbye" blog I shall be logged out and back onto JamesM . I would appreciate if Johneh waited to ban these accounts for when she is ready.

Also thanks for doing a good job Johneh
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i am groot, this is my profile Apr 19, 2015
Hello, my name is groot. (YES, it is my actual name in real life.) ~

o_____________o

I am more than just a source of handjobs.

roses are red
i am groot

http://bit.ly/1xc9Hio
http://bit.ly/1xQ1FH6

http://i.imgur.com/b1dDkSi.gif

"I'M A GIRL, BUY ME THINGS"
- Kiffany

"Uhh lol I'm at what is often cited as arguably the best public institution in the country. I'm willing to bet they sometimes read through it multiple times."
- Seal

"corey got mad because conza is addicted to meth (which is pretty bad, i aint defending him here) and the fact that the country of australia is a RACIST"
- mahogany

"your not fucking groot get over your fat fuck head"
- Crazy spelled incorrectly

"(187): jalapanocheese4 JamesM
(160): groot Yoshitomi
(106): Look_Out_Behind_You Utsumi
(101): Kiffany Zabbie "

i am the artist formally known as jalapanocheese4

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ
~~~~~~~Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack™ bag of Dongers.~~~~~~~
༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ

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I remember back in high school Apr 18, 2015
always freaking out over report cards.

If I could tell my younger self one thing it'd be "dude, report cards don't mean ANYTHING, fuckin' relax man, but honestly your teachers give you an entire semester to do the homework assignments given to you throughout the semester, how did you honestly fuck that up xD? There's no concept of "late" assignments in your high school man"
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That moment when Apr 17, 2015
The dumb bitch in your research class comments on what a stupid name "Et Al" is.

Kill me.
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If you like a bit of folk music Apr 15, 2015
http://skinnylister.com/skinnyblog/exclusive-full-new-album-stream/

^ Great band, not well known, toured with Flogging Molly before, saw em in a few concerts, VERY fun, pass around rum and their bassist stage dives/crowd surfs. Their album just started streaming for free today.
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of the VERY few Apr 15, 2015
candidates so far in the 2016 race for president
Hillary Clinton is my favorite... but I REALLY hope a better option comes soon enough...

that being said she will not win election. Benghazi fucked her. I hope the e-mail drama isn't a main reason because that's such a bullshit debacle, but it obviously harmed her.
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