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  1. HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
  2. it's decided
  3. Blessed be the fruit
  4. ♡CHARITYWILLIAMS♡
  5. ♡ KRISTA (anthousai) ♡
  6. ♡ PAIGE (Paige5459) ♡
  7. ♡ BRADLEY KLEIHEGE ♡
  8. ♡ CONNOR (peace123) ♡
  9. ♡ WES (Bluejay7622) ♡
  10. ♡ SAM (s73100) ♡
  11. QUOTES
  12. ♡ SARA (saraj10) ♡
  13. ♡ GERARD (RoboZoe) ♡
  14. ♡ KACI (xoxokaci1) ♡
  15. ♡ RONNIE (ronnie336) ♡
  16. ♡ NICK (raonic) ♡
  17. ♡ MARCUS (MisterPredaa) ♡
  18. ♡ NICK (BluJay112) ♡
  19. ♡ KRYSTINA (Krystina_) ♡
  20. ♡ HOUSTON (hwest14) ♡
  21. ♡ CHRIS (christossss) ♡
  22. ♡ ETHAN (Ethan000) ♡
  23. ♡ ANTHONY (iYBF) ♡
  24. ♡ MONTANA (MarieTori) ♡
  25. ♡ WILL (WillTraitor) ♡
  26. ♡ SKYLER (Sweez) ♡
  27. ♡ GARRET (Obstreperous) ♡
  28. ♡ SANDRA (sandym89) ♡
  29. ♡ JOSH (MrOrange890) ♡
  30. ♡ TITO (titoburitto) ♡
  31. ♡ JACOB (BOBROCKS333) ♡
  32. ♡ TANNER (_Tanner) ♡
  33. ♡ HUNTER (Jinxh) ♡
  34. ♡ ASHLEY (_Ashley) ♡
  35. ♡ AJ (jflora18) ♡
  36. ♡ LEIA (dangerouswoman) ♡
  37. ♡ MIKE (tpidude73) ♡
  38. ♡ TYLER (bamold1999) ♡
  39. ♡ ANDREW (iiGalaxyii) ♡
  40. ♡ ALLIE (AllieBoBallie) ♡

QUOTES

Jan 23, 2018 by garrievans97
-IM FALLING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND GOING INTO SEQUESTER
-I don't send nudes I just receive them.
-karma will bit u in ass very soon

“the only gift you are getting for me is an arrow in your ass if I see you in thg” sandym89

"It's not gay when you scream no homo when you cum!"
"Well Garrison, I don’t know how educated you are in homosexual behavior, but the dick can also go into his ass, so if his ass isn’t sunburnt which I would assume it’s not, that should be a viable passage”
"I didn't come to make friends, I came to cum on some friends"
"U may be a bottom but u don't have to stay there emotionally"
- BluJay112

[6/18/17, 7:59:06 PM] Antonio Balcón: And why you talking bullshits about me Laurina
[6/18/17, 8:00:15 PM] Lauren :)<3: LMFAO what
[6/18/17, 8:00:21 PM] Lauren :)<3: Who are you
[6/18/17, 8:00:41 PM] Antonio Balcón: Don't be silly
[6/18/17, 8:00:44 PM] Antonio Balcón: Tell to my face
[6/18/17, 8:00:50 PM] Lauren :)<3: I don't talk shit about anyone I'd say it to your face
[6/18/17, 8:00:56 PM] Lauren :)<3: Idek who you are LOL
[6/18/17, 8:01:11 PM] Antonio Balcón: I'm only asking for an apologizes
[6/18/17, 8:01:37 PM] Antonio Balcón: Because you hurt my mum, my granny who she's sick you know THAT
[6/18/17, 8:01:51 PM] Antonio Balcón: She's sick,  she's dying for your fault I think
[6/18/17, 8:01:56 PM] Lauren :)<3: What?
[6/18/17, 8:02:06 PM] Antonio Balcón: She has hearts issues
[6/18/17, 8:02:32 PM] Lauren :)<3: I'm sorry to hear that :( I hope she feels better I'll pray for her tonight
[6/18/17, 8:02:42 PM] Antonio Balcón: Thank you very much
[6/18/17, 8:02:57 PM] Antonio Balcón: You are a bitch but a good person as the same time

On 6/8/17, at 3:33 AM, tan.ner wrote:
> she made me play frookies on mothers day cuz she didn't want me talking to my mom

[5/14/17, 7:52:08 PM] Trina VeGarrie: I love sleep paralysis
[5/14/17, 7:52:11 PM] Trina VeGarrie: it’s so fun
[5/14/17, 7:52:14 PM] Ka$eyoncé Lawson Kordei Graf: Oh same
[5/14/17, 7:52:22 PM] Trina VeGarrie: Jk i hate it
[5/14/17, 7:52:28 PM] Trina VeGarrie: i feel like im being possessed
[5/14/17, 7:52:29 PM] Ka$eyoncé Lawson Kordei Graf: Oh obviously same
[5/14/17, 7:52:43 PM] Ka$eyoncé Lawson Kordei Graf: Jk I've never had it
[5/14/17, 7:53:06 PM] Ka$eyoncé Lawson Kordei Graf: I heard it sucks
[5/14/17, 7:53:15 PM] Trina VeGarrie: it does lmoa
[5/14/17, 7:53:20 PM] Trina VeGarrie: i thought satan was suffocating me
[5/14/17, 7:53:44 PM] Ka$eyoncé Lawson Kordei Graf: I have dreams my crush and I start dating and then I wake up and wish Satan was suffocating me instead

[1:58:47 AM] gabby dellio: Show pics
[1:58:53 AM] gabby dellio: Of ur face
[1:59:35 AM] Jdaddy: you first
[1:59:38 AM] Jdaddy: I'm shy
[1:59:42 AM] gabby dellio: Im 12
[1:59:47 AM] gabby dellio: And shy
[1:59:52 AM] gabby dellio: I mean 18

[7/20/17, 3:59:01 AM] gar.rie: gar.rie added Amanda Panda to this conversation
[7/20/17, 3:59:33 AM] gabby dellio: No get amanda ugly out

[1/24/17, 2:37:58 AM] Garri(e): Running laps round these bitches in my flip flops
[1/24/17, 2:38:23 AM] chibiep: Running with flip flops or sandals is actually really uncomfortable

[3/6/17, 1:53:47 AM] Jessie Humani: :*
[3/6/17, 1:53:59 AM] gabby dellio : Jessie im not a lesbian
[3/6/17, 1:54:05 AM] gabby dellio : Dont send that to me again

[3/13/17, 1:38:56 AM] Jessie Humani: Um. Hottie sighting :$
[3/13/17, 1:39:06 AM] Amanda Panda: I LIKE MENS

[3/13/17, 2:24:34 AM] gabby dellio : I got kicked from midnight
[3/13/17, 2:24:44 AM] Fishingguy22 x James: shut up fat bitch
[3/13/17, 2:24:49 AM] gabby dellio : Good thing its not midnight here
[3/13/17, 2:24:53 AM] gabby dellio : Are u another gay
[3/13/17, 2:25:01 AM] Fishingguy22 x James: I'm the person u said had a sexy voice bitch
[3/13/17, 2:25:14 AM] gabby dellio : I dont remember
[3/13/17, 2:25:16 AM] Fishingguy22 x James: fat
[3/13/17, 2:25:21 AM] gabby dellio : Can i kiss u
[3/13/17, 2:25:26 AM] Fishingguy22 x James: can I chop ur head off
[3/13/17, 2:25:30 AM] gabby dellio : Yes

On 4/5/17, at 2:12 AM, gabby dellio wrote:
> James can i see ur meat stick

[7/16/17, 11:02:19 PM] ash.ley: WHY IS NINJOHNS FACE COVERED
[7/16/17, 11:02:42 PM] jakehou97: cause he’s two faced

fishingguy22: -gets on call-
LucyX3Jean: "NO NO NO I HAVE TO GO" -leaves call-

came back to say
May 6, 2017 by abrogated
Vote sexy jdog to win stars
fuck you nasty bitch boy 2388
You're very sexy honey garrievans97 even though you mock me

give me a donut eyoomarcus
Sent by miguelbenitez,Feb 17, 2017

On 9/3/17, at 7:06 PM, Sandra wrote:
> I told him its a pitty to work swlling donuts to spend that money on tg (kate)

how do u get rid of bags under ur eyes        Edit Post
Mar 27, 2017 by garrievans97
it depends if they are paper or plastic bags
Sent by maturo,Mar 27, 2017
cucumbers
Sent by underwzc,Mar 27, 2017
Surgery
Sent by Koji,Mar 27, 2017
Prayer
Sent by Kaseyhope101,Mar 27, 2017
by putting one over ur head
Sent by levonini,Mar 27, 2017

[2:05:19 AM] Jdaddy: what do you think of tanner?
[2:05:58 AM] gabby dellio : His hair is hot
[2:06:02 AM] gabby dellio : But i think he is gay
[2:06:08 AM] Jdaddy: why do you think that
[2:06:14 AM] gabby dellio : Cuz its pink
[2:07:24 AM] Jdaddy: is there something wrong with tanner being gay?
[2:11:25 AM] gabby dellio : Ya its weird
[2:12:51 AM] Jdaddy: should we kill him
[2:13:04 AM] gabby dellio : No god said no killing
[2:13:13 AM] Jdaddy: what about harming?
[2:13:20 AM] gabby dellio : Thats fine i think
[2:13:28 AM] gabby dellio : I didnt read the bible in. A while
[2:13:42 AM] Jdaddy: maybe we can set him on fire like just a little bit so he lives but is just badly burned

I want to lick your clavicle
Sent by s73100,May 29, 2017

[7/20/17, 4:12:34 AM] gar.rie: i have a confession gabby
[7/20/17, 4:13:37 AM] gabby dellio : Ok
[7/20/17, 4:13:45 AM] gar.rie: i am actually a girl
[7/20/17, 4:15:03 AM] gabby dellio : Are u a transformer

On 8/5/17, at 3:14 AM, Béla Free wrote:
> Hell yes and while I'm moaninh in the video there's syrup getting poured on me as I rub waffles on myself

STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND BEAT HIS BUSH - Garrett_ Auckland

[5/18/17, 10:15:05 PM] Jonathan: get a job sis
[5/18/17, 10:30:43 PM] Trina VeGarrie: I'm trying
[5/18/17, 10:30:55 PM] Trina VeGarrie: I always interview and then never hear back they hate me
[5/18/17, 10:44:11 PM] Jonathan: Homophobia at its finest

[8/12/17, 1:26:41 AM] rhett Oh I just saw this. Cool beans my dude. \o/ Thanks: NO I LITERALLY
[8/12/17, 1:26:45 AM] rhett Oh I just saw this. Cool beans my dude. \o/ Thanks: AM NOT FIXING IT
[8/12/17, 1:26:50 AM] rhett Oh I just saw this. Cool beans my dude. \o/ Thanks: WENDY WU CHOP C HOP
[8/12/17, 1:26:53 AM] rhett Oh I just saw this. Cool beans my dude. \o/ Thanks: I SPAMMED TO SAVE YPU

[1/11/17, 5:23:46 PM] Ashley The Rapper: i love you billy <33333333
[1/11/17, 5:23:56 PM] chilly billy the bufanda. ❄: I love you to
[1/11/17, 5:24:02 PM] chilly billy the bufanda. ❄: But as a friend
[1/11/17, 5:24:18 PM] Ashley The Rapper: i want to be more than friends =[
[1/11/17, 5:24:30 PM] chilly billy the bufanda. ❄: Best friends yay

"COLORADO IS THE WORST STATE TO GIVE BLOWJOBS LIKE FIRST OFF, IT'S SO FUCKING DRY SO LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS NOT MOIST ENOUGH TO GIVE A DECENT BLOWJOB. SECOND OFF, IT'S HARD TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF THE ELEVATION SO LIKE YOU HAVE TO STOP SUCKING THE DICK EVERY TWO SECONDS TO CATCH YOUR BREATH. THIRD OFF, ALLERGIES ARE THROUGH THE ROOF SO YOUR SINUSES ARE CLOGGED SO YOU MIGHT SNEEZE OR GET MUCUS ON HIS DICK. ON TOP OF THAT YOUR NOSE CAN START BLEEDING AND THAT'S NOT SEXY." -me

“I’m not confirming anything- I’m the detective!”
“Dayumm...I’m over here thinking I’m dead and shit”
"If this cop tries to kill me I swear to God!"
"The walk of shame it's like when you walk away and people talk shit about me" - Krystina_ 2017

AJ - “Why is Krystina so iconic?”
Krystina - “BECAUSE I AM BITCH"

[8/12/17, 5:19:49 PM] Jessie Humani: You got kids?
[8/12/17, 5:20:02 PM] JAMES WAKE UP !: Jessie Humani  YEAH WITH UR MOTHER

[8/12/17, 10:27:59 PM] JAMES WAKE UP !: Jessie Humani  lets fuck in the bathroom
[8/12/17, 10:27:59 PM] Jessie Humani: K this investigation is going into the pooper ;)

DEAR LEVONINI
WHY DID YOU HAVE RAW SEX WITH HUNTER FITZGERALD AND HOW DID HIS LISP  MOUTH TASTE LIKE PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE THANK YOU SPICY MEATBALL

[8/12/17, 5:35:24 PM] Jessie Humani: Ok I'm gunna assume that was a seriously bad joke. Don't do that again. Whatever.
[8/12/17, 5:35:43 PM] JAMES WAKE UP !: Jessie Humani  NOT AS BAD AS YOUR FUCKNIG CROOKED RHINO  NOSE

[6/4/17, 12:54:30 AM] Trina VeGARRIE: but anthony is distracting me cuz he’s so handsome (inlove)
[6/4/17, 12:54:49 AM] Anthony McFarlane: omg?
[6/4/17, 12:54:55 AM] Anthony McFarlane: I love Garrison so much
[6/4/17, 12:55:01 AM] Anthony McFarlane: he literally actually listens to me
[6/4/17, 12:55:06 AM] Trina VeGARRIE: I love Anthony so much
[6/4/17, 12:55:06 AM] Anthony McFarlane: I can't believe it
[6/4/17, 12:55:18 AM] Trina VeGARRIE: <3
[6/4/17, 12:56:29 AM] Anthony McFarlane: Garrie can literally take my virginity
[6/4/17, 12:56:57 AM] Trina VeGARRIE: Omg Anthony can literally take my virginity <3

I want you bad baby boy
Aug 11, 2017 by abrogated
With that big jiggly butt and musical talent garrievans97

On 8/16/17, at 2:50 AM, TrinaVeGARRIE wrote:
> Yaaaaas nipples are so underrated

On 8/16/17, at 2:54 AM, TITO wrote:
> Me: hey gu-
> Montana: so like I had a sandwich for lunch

[8/16/17, 3:59:23 AM] TrinaVeGARRIE: when montana drop it bounce back like a yoyo
[8/16/17, 3:59:32 AM] Montana: did yall hear rachel crow - dime
[8/16/17, 3:59:34 AM] Montana: its rly good tbh
[8/16/17, 3:59:43 AM] TITO: Ngl the convo did move on from Montana and he brought it back to himself like a yoyo

[8/18/17, 12:42:00 AM] Andrew [levonini] - TVIVOR PRODUCTION: imagine being named after an organ that is connected to the large intestine
[8/18/17, 12:42:07 AM] Colin: Colin has ejected Andrew [levonini] - TVIVOR PRODUCTION from this conversation

[8/17/17, 9:59:22 PM] TrinaVeGARRIE: this chat is full of twinks
[8/17/17, 9:59:26 PM] Leonel { R£NNY }: pardon

[8/19/17, 3:36:54 AM] El Cookie Face Fish22: R u catching feelings
[8/19/17, 3:37:07 AM] andrew khalit | iiGalaxyii: im catching feelings :$
[8/19/17, 3:37:24 AM] Zach (Swadles): The only thing I catch are hands

[8/20/17, 5:57:02 PM] JJ Graf: me i haven't had cream of wheat in so long i miss it its so good!
[8/20/17, 5:59:20 PM] Garri: i havent had anyone ever cream in my face ever, so whos the real victim here

[8/21/17, 1:05:25 AM] SaraJ: im here to get lit
[8/21/17, 1:05:27 AM] Colin: fuck u autumn
[8/21/17, 1:05:32 AM] Autumn Evans: This was my fucking group and the least u could do was respect what I want
[8/21/17, 1:05:33 AM] SaraJ: wtf my name is fall?

On 8/21/17, at 1:31 PM, Elise wrote:
> Always get pics before u suck and fuck!

[2:51:49 PM] garri3: Tanner god made us gay to fix overpopulation

[9:32:45 AM] Hunter Fitzgerald: He is the devil himself. Oh lord we need ur power to kill his soul and kill
All of those who he impacted

[9/3/17, 8:00:17 PM] Garrie: Lauren talks shits about you Antonio
[9/3/17, 8:00:30 PM] Antonio Balcón: That's true?
[9/3/17, 8:00:38 PM] Garrie: Yes
[9/3/17, 8:00:43 PM] Antonio Balcón: I'm I'm going to piss off
[9/3/17, 8:00:51 PM] Garrie: She called you fat
[9/3/17, 8:00:58 PM] Antonio Balcón: I don't know why she's saying that things
[9/3/17, 8:01:00 PM] Elettra Miura Lamborghini(Matadora): :O
[9/3/17, 8:01:03 PM] Antonio Balcón: My body is art
[9/3/17, 8:01:10 PM] Antonio Balcón: She's jealous ok I get it right now

[9/3/17, 8:01:54 PM] Antonio Balcón: Lauren
[9/3/17, 8:01:58 PM] Antonio Balcón: This is the end
[9/3/17, 8:02:46 PM] Lauren :)<3: LOL WHAT
[9/3/17, 8:03:20 PM] Elettra Miura Lamborghini(Matadora): lauren loser
[9/3/17, 8:03:37 PM] Antonio Balcón: What are you talking about me
[9/3/17, 8:04:06 PM] Lauren :)<3: I'm not talking about anyone? Idek who you are
[9/3/17, 8:04:32 PM] Antonio Balcón: Is the second time that a guy tell me "Lauren is talking shit about you"
[9/3/17, 8:04:40 PM] Elettra Miura Lamborghini(Matadora): lauren fake
[9/3/17, 8:04:44 PM] Antonio Balcón: I saw the evidences bitch!!!
[9/3/17, 8:04:45 PM] Garrie: Lauren is a bully
[9/3/17, 8:04:47 PM] Antonio Balcón: Be honest
[9/3/17, 8:04:55 PM] Antonio Balcón: She's so mean,  so so mean

[9/3/17, 8:13:33 PM] Antonio Balcón: Lauren this is a joke, a hidden camera
[9/3/17, 8:13:36 PM] Antonio Balcón: Smile smile honey
[9/3/17, 8:13:54 PM] Antonio Balcón: You are in TV
[9/3/17, 8:14:01 PM] Antonio Balcón: What a cute hair

[9/4/17, 9:50:47 PM] El Cookie Face Fish22: I have like 100
[9/4/17, 9:51:11 PM] Sandra: 100 lb to lose

Renny10: me having my phone on speaker with my sister in the other room and krystina shouts "what the heck r you doing? um obviously not having a threesome with yall"

effietrinkets 0 min ago
pizza ur the loml but i just can't take ur nasty bullshit toppings anymore c ya!

[9/24/17, 3:10:47 AM] RJ: State in the US
[9/24/17, 3:10:50 AM] Garrie: coclorad

"I can't believe a rat got out a snake" -Saraj10

aj: Bryan you're gonna get buttfucked in hell
Bryan: I mean probably! Come here Hitler!

[9/25/17, 12:01:45 AM] Andrew levonini: will fucks holes
[9/25/17, 12:01:53 AM] will traitor: ur holes ;)
[9/25/17, 12:01:58 AM] Andrew levonini: nose holes
[9/25/17, 12:02:09 AM] will traitor: good thing urs are big enough!!

On 9/25/17, at 12:23 AM, will traitor wrote:
> krystina you cant eat the drag queens

"Brayden what's more alive? Avril Lavigne's career or your sex life? Oh wait one of them is dead." - Jinxh

On 9/27/17, at 6:23 PM, Billy Rocker917 wrote:
> but if Wine and Dine means you're gonna pour wine in my asshole and drink it out or some shit I'd rather take steve to bed

[9/27/17, 7:46:42 PM] Garrie: My beverages of choice are wine and fourloko
[9/27/17, 7:46:47 PM] Dr. Steve (2Beastly): I drink water
[9/27/17, 7:46:47 PM] will traitor: yas
[9/27/17, 7:46:50 PM] will traitor: i love four loko
[9/27/17, 7:46:54 PM] will traitor: garrie my king

"DanielKennedy asked me what he should get from Taco Bell and I said diabetes" - iYBF

[9/30/17, 8:54:02 PM] aj: Anthony count your friends in the house
[9/30/17, 8:54:05 PM] aj: done already?
[9/30/17, 8:54:15 PM] Anthony McFarlane: Girl I'm outside
[9/30/17, 8:54:17 PM] Anthony McFarlane: Not in a house

[9/30/17, 9:09:02 PM] Anthony McFarlane: I may have low standards
[9/30/17, 9:09:06 PM] Anthony McFarlane: But they're still standards

"BECKY DESERVES THE WIN IN THIS FEMALE FINALE! BECKY WIN. NICK WHO? BECKY DID THAT" MrBird

[alex]andra: I don't wanna be the brightest bitch there
brad: Oh trust me sweetie you won't be

"I was Lauren's friend once. Now I have no family" - Timberlie

shut the fuck up republican cracker
9thOct 2, 2017 by ashszoke

[10/7/17, 9:40:01 PM] Dav_o_79, Her Majesty <3: Hi
[10/7/17, 9:40:10 PM] Krystina: Krystina has ejected Dav_o_79, Her Majesty <3 from this conversation

i want all 10 of those inches
Sent by Allison,Oct 8, 2017
allison just use that nose hun, you'll get 11.5 inches
Sent by levonini,Oct 8, 2017

On 10/14/17, at 5:42 AM, Dame(GeneralPeeta) wrote:
> if shes a sim im a sim

[10/17/17, 11:51:17 PM] SaraJ: who tf cares about dicks
[10/17/17, 11:51:26 PM] SaraJ: when u can have a loyal man who loves u
[10/17/17, 11:51:49 PM] SaraJ: Only people who care about a big dick
[10/17/17, 11:51:53 PM] SaraJ: are dicks themselves
[10/17/17, 11:52:18 PM] SaraJ: twilight got me in my feels :/
[10/17/17, 11:52:42 PM] SaraJ: EDWARD NEVER SEND A DICK PIC
[10/17/17, 11:52:45 PM] SaraJ: AND LOOK AT HIM

Jinxh - BRAYDEN NEEDS TO GO. EVICT HIM AND SEND HIS ASS PACKING BACK TO TIM HORTONS BYE 👋

On 10/18/17, at 2:57 AM, Skyler (Sweez) wrote:
> Me enjoying my day logging on to Skype to check up and say hi to some of my friends only to see some girl I've only had 1 interaction with 8 months ago trying to MURDER me??

On 10/18/17, at 3:56 AM, Andrew [levonini] wrote:
> my penis smells like lavander

"Really Krystina? Believing levonini in 2017?" -Zuelke

jenzie did it better
Sent by jenzie,Oct 19, 2017
jenzie who tf are you bitch
Sent by Krystina_,Oct 19, 2017

On 10/20/17, at 5:38 AM, Tyler <3 Camila wrote:
> Wanna.call in a bit
> I think my friend just got arrested

On 10/20/17, at 6:48 AM, Krystina wrote:
> Bitch your dead back tf up

I wish I was good @pulling out and I wouldnt have 12 kids with all different mommas
Oct 23, 2017 by Ethan000
The only thing you gotta worry about pulling out with me is that ice pick in my leg
Sent by garrievans97,Oct 23, 2017
garrievans97 (inlove) *rolls eyes back*
Sent by Ethan000,Oct 23, 2017

In regards to survivor “IF THEY DID IN THE WINTER WE’D ALL BE DEAD" -Krystina

[12/1/17, 11:46:14 PM] KingChristos: Jessie Humani did you know Krystina has 3 nipples ?
[12/1/17, 11:46:15 PM] Jessie Humani: Can't blame her... wouldn't want me near an infant either.

On 12/3/17, at 9:06 PM, will traitor wrote:
> i wish I could get bottoms pregnant so then they wouldnt be able to leave me

“u can suck his dick but dont do drugs with him” -tanner

[6:20:40 PM] TheShonBailey: come here rj ill make you like black boys
[6:20:48 PM] RJ: LMFAO
[6:21:00 PM] RJ: Soz :P if it ain't white it ain't right!

“honestly with the year i had i wouldn’t be surprised if on december 31st i get hit by an orbit shuttle and die” - RoboZoe

[4:54:14 AM] Garret: its too small do u have a bigger dic
[4:54:14 AM] Garret: *pic

"I’m screaming my heart and my brain and my vagina are in a three way fight" - AllieBoBallie

Gerard: oscar pros - can maybe get you siscount at olive garden , has a dog
Me: cons - the olive garden might get burnt down by jordanlloydfan

ok serious question
Dec 12, 2017 by Obstreperous
@atheists
if god doesn't exist, who picks the top fashionista in the HOF everyday???? huh????
exactly.

"The most intense thing I’ve ever done was take 3 Advil’s when ur only supposed to take 2 lol
" -TITO

Tyler: No he can get Ebola
Me: Glad to see everyone in the holiday spirit!

Anthony: imagine almost killing your own son for some guy in the sky

the best thought that gets me through the day
Dec 29, 2017 by RoboZoe
is that someday i'll be 55 and HIV+ and dying in my bed with nobody around me and the light will eventually laeave my eyes and my faggot ass soul will be spiraling into the depths of hell

Gerard: RIP allie gone too slow honestly glad to see her gone

Trust: but u can only wear wonderland eyes on wednesdays and today is friday so u cant sit with us

LMAOOO ME DATING A PIGEON
Sent by levonini,Jan 3, 2018
LMAO WHY AM I WITH ELEPHANT FACE?
Sent by Allison,Jan 3, 2018
Relationship Goals
Sent by Paige5459,Jan 3, 2018

Tyler <3's Camila: my mom taught me persuading tactics. Ty mom for stars advice

Who you gonna save?
Jan 11, 2018 by CeliaJones
Alanb1, the bushy eyebrowed, straight, white, cis man (AKA "the most privileged segment of our society")? Or garrievans97 who represents the LGBTQ and Hispanic population who are both victims of oppression and discrimination on a daily basis? I think I know the answer. Stand for diversity!

Alanb1: strategically speaking I hope u all die

(After Ida wins the $1000 shopping spree to the Brick in a brantsteele and has a major meltdown) Shon: She didn't know what to buy from the brick

(Krystina and Sara find something in common) Montana: It's because they're both cute!

Kaci: Do u have a bf
Krystina: thats good nah my last guys cheated on me with a hoe
Andrew: LOL
Krystina: stfu u have no love life

https://tengaged.com/blog/CeliaJones/8431203/who-you-gonna-save

Gerard: whats the point of a sausage if it isnt shaped like a ding dong

Gerard:JOSELINES REAL NAME IS LAUREN LMAO WHY SHE GOT SUCH A WHITE GIRL NAME WOW HER QUEEN STATUS IS REVOKED I THOUGHT IT WAS RAKIMA

"LAST YEAR 2017? DID YOU FORGET IT WAS A NEW YEAR BITCH?" -Krystina

I LOVE HOW DuncanSurferBoy's Came out to his mother but... ALLISON CANT COME OUT OF HIS PARENTS BASEMENT !!! #SAD - mexicanwoman4

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"I LOVE EMPOWERED WOMAN EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE A DIRECT FORCE AGAINST ME!" -#RoboZoe

"Yep that's Garrie spraying whip cream on my dick before licking it off ;)" - Bluejay7622

“Plus my design or I tell ur boss u spit in my food” carsonl

"Anthony is a fat ass whale ass hot pocket head ass" #mexicanwoman4

calling me a faggot is not constructive criticism
Sent by CalebDaBoss,Nov 5, 2017

Max: UNCUT > CUT
Me: Brb let me get my foreskin back

"girls either cum first or they dont cum
thats fucked up
u need to respect ur woman and finish her off after you nut" _tanner

Alan, 6:00pm: Antonio Balcon is stupid thicc
Antonio, 6:19 PM: What are you saying?
If you piss me off I will say the truth
Alan, 6:44 PM: no it’s a good thing
means ur curvy
Antonio, 6:45 PM: Im horny
But you are fat I think
Do you confirm me that info?

"You feeling froggy bitch? Then LEAP!"
"WHAT DO THEY THINK SHE'S IN A STUDIO IN LA? DOCTOR DRE WAS LIKE HEY ROSE I HEARD YOU LIKED MY HEADPHONES WANNA RECORD AN ALBUM IN MY STUDIO?"
(on a prank call with McDonalds) "WE NEED A FINAL 2 ALLIANCE TO TAKE OUT WENDY'S."
- ThePug

AJ: Hey bitch feelin froggy?
Kolby: Hella froggy. I'm about to hop on that dick

Krystina: My friend just said he got hit by a bus (laughs) it's lit
Krystina: YOU GOTTA DRINK IT GURL! YOU GOTTA CHUG IT.

Kali: HOW DO YOU SPELL INCEST?

JP: Wanna go to prom?
Kali: fuck no.

Kali: I almost sent my nudes into the group chat. My friend did that once but her mom was in it. Welcome to Canada!

"Hun it doesn't matter. Would you rather fail class AND fail crooks or just fail class. I think the second" - Jinxh

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ash.ley: (singing dangerous woman)
tan.ner: who sings that song?
ash.ley: ariana grande
tan.ner: LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY BITCH

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ash.ley: i started late
Hunter: just like your period

Comments

neg 16
Sent by christossss,Jan 23, 2018
FUCK ME
Sent by saraj10,Jan 23, 2018
Mines a tie between Garrievans97 and iigalaxyii
Sent by Sweez,Jan 23, 2018
Ok mine is actually a tie between Sara and sweez and iigalaxyii
Sent by garrievans97,Jan 23, 2018
ew
Sent by temponeptune,Jan 23, 2018
OMG I LOVE SWEEZ GARRIEVANS97
Sent by iiGalaxyii,Jan 23, 2018

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