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3rdJun 24, 2017 by deeannamorgan
imageIf you don’t know how to be petty, no worries. I am going to teach you how to be petty, but only in the necessary situations. You don’t have to act this way to everyone, in fact, you definitely shouldn’t do that because that’s just rude. You want to be a ~classy~ girl/boy who can take care of themselves and who just happens to be a little passive aggressive sometimes. If you need help, take a look at these tips for being a petty person:

1. Don't Be Afraid To Hold A Grudge

If your BFF does something that pisses you off, don't just shrug it off and say it's okay. Be angry! Just because somebody apologizes does not mean that you need to accept it. Give them time to think about what they did, whether it was evicting you in a frooks or calling with your mortal enemy. Wait until they learn what they did was wrong until you actually accept their apology. Or don't accept it at all. You do you.

2. Own Your Pettiness

Is someone going to challenge you on your petty views? Of course. Are you going to let that ruin your pettiness? Of course NOT. You need to be confident in your pettiness. Stand your ground. Don't let anybody influence the way you feel. You are allowed to be stubborn when it comes to anything that pisses you off.

3. Block People

Don't second guess yourself. If you want to block your friend for posting something annoying on the blogs page, do it. They probably won't ever find out. Even if they do, who cares? Tell them you're sick of seeing them post sad blogs 26 times a day.

4. Subtweet

As the ancient proverb states: "If someone is acting annoying, subtweet them." By "ancient proverb" I mean "I just made that up," but the concept is still true. Subtweeting has a lot of power. You leave hundreds of tengagers wondering if they were they one who pissed you off. Here is a fun experiment: subtweet for fun one day. Blog something like "Wow, you're so annoying" and see how many people will pm you thinking it's about them. You will feel very powerful. You are very powerful.

5. Show Off On Snapchat

Let your crush who didn't text you back know you are having a fabulous time without them by making your Snapchat story 192 seconds of you just having fun. Add a puppy filter and a full-body mirror shot, and send it directly too them for an ultra petty effect.

6. Screenshot Everything

Did your bf make a promise you don't think he'll keep? Did your BFF blog but not respond to your pm? Screenshot everything and anything. Keep it for later. Use it in a fight. Own your pettiness.

7. Don't PM Back

Maybe your crush IS pming you back, but it took them three and a half hours. No worries, all you have to do is take four and a half hours to respond. Bonus points if they send you a "double pm." The ball is totally in your court.

8. Share Petty Memes

Did you crush stand you up? Share a meme about hating men. It's like subtweeting, but submemeing. They'll totally know it's about them, but they'll never call you out about it.

And thats all you need to know for now. Class adjourned. XOXO.

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