- TARA TOMA: rollingderp
Lip-Sync Assassin of the season. She is said to vogue the house down, sending queen after queen home. Ranks in top 3 First episode after playing the Friends theme turn on the flute in the talent show. Prediction = 6th - Robbed
AUSTINA GLITZ: itsaustin
HEAVILY criticised for dressing as a witch for every runway. Plays one of the Sanderson sisters in the snatch game. Drama between her and KAM POSSIBLE allegedly lead to physical altercation in which Kam was disqualified from the competition. Prediction = 7th
Also recieved criticism for eating sour patch kids whilst on the runway.
ROBIN BANKS: zuelke
Self-eliminates after not receiving praise, after claiming the judges didn't give her enough credit for her 'Lamp-shade, Curtain and Carpet Eleganza Extravaganza' outfit. She's a star and she knows she's a star and she didn't seek validation from the judges. Prediction: 9th
ARTHUR CHOKES: ashszoke
First boot, after doing free-style rap in the talent show, she 'Choked'. A source on reddit says she is a come back King however (but leaves the episode after). Original placement: 10th, Spoilers suggest the end position is: 5th
KAM POSSIBLE: eaurea
Kam starts strong and was set to do well in the competition. But due to her shouting "Step to me" to Austina in Untucked, and the heavy amounts of alcohol in both of their systems after their one cocktail, things escalated quickly and before the queens knew it, Kam accused him of having a sugardaddy that pays for everything for him. But Austina claps back saying "I don't want a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably get one because I am what?! Bewitching." It get's iffy from there but Kam Possible did the K-Impractical thing and resorted to violence. She sashays away after being reminded that drag is not a contact sport. Austina was eating sour patch kids in the background as this happened. Placement: 8th
DINAH ST. JEFFERSON: cyrus
Surprise dark horse, after slaying as Anne Frank in the Snatch Game she dips and is carried to 5th. She get's scrutinised on the main stage for not tucking. She is easily beaten in the Lipsync when her non-feminine parts are on full display. Rupauls stops the LSFYL song "Swagger Jagger" half way through telling Dinah "This is a LSFYL, we don't need to see your d___", "I'd like to keep it out" she replies. Nevertheless to say Ru was not impressed and she went home, but she went out swinging.
GORETA GORE: goreta_gore
The FASHION queen of the season, you know Sharon Needles famous blood from the mouth runway? Yeah Goreta takes it a step further. She stabs herself on stage! She was dressed as Michael Myers, but with thigh high boots ofc, the judges were gagged! Although she didn't win this week as GIRAFFEZ did a triple pirouette into a death drop (whilst doing an outfit reveal). Goteta was let down by the amount of acting challenges. Placement: 4th
GIRAFFEZ BUCKLEZ: giraffeZ
She slayed the season with 5 challenge wins. Although she did struggle on the runway, especially with trying to make her looks couture. Unfortunately in the reunion the girls came for her, after an immense amount of drama it was revealed that Giraffez was in fact a biological woman. So she was disqualified. She did however win fan favourite. Placement: 3rd
PHOEBE ST. JEFFERSON: marybethdaisy
The season BITCH, she made PhiPhi looks like Cynthia Lee Fontaine. Her looks were on point though and she was always a steady bet. Most controversial moment was most probably swapping the LSFYL song on TARA TOMA's ipod from Power by Little Mix to Hopelessly by Rose Mulet, Tara was Lip-Syncing a completely different song and was ultimately sent home. Prediction: 2nd
WILLOW KERRIGAN LEBEAUX: willowklebeaux
Queen of life advice, after being crowned by Ru and asked to give a message to all her fans out there, she smiled, eyes glistening with passion and happiness. Tears are forming and the audience is left stunned by their new queen. She leans forward, and opens her royal mouth to say "Don't Spend $16 on lashes Bitch". The audience erupts with laughter and a chorus of "Yass's" fill the room in perfect harmony.
I've got too much time on my hands really.
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