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BB18 Houseguest Rankings and First Impressions

Jun 20, 2016 by chrisw756
After watching Jeff interview and reading CBS bios:

Bridgette - I'm not sure if it's the bob, but she reminds me so much of Meg Maley and I don't know why??? Anyway I think she's really sweet and inoffensive, so I doubt that she'll be a target at all in the first couple of weeks. I'm not sure if we'll get a lot entertainment wise, but will be a sane breath of fresh air amongst the crazies we have this season. I'm expecting a jury finish for Bridgette.

Bronte - Ok she's fucking nuts and I kinda live?????? She is going to be a fucking trainwreck in the house and I cannot wait. If she is really trying to do the strategy she's put forward, she's going to be way to controlling and go out IMMEDIATELY, however I do love her spirit and her wanting to play hard. Very good chance she will go out in the first 3 weeks, but i'm hoping she's stick around < 3 #9times9is89

Corey - Our token white southern "eye candy" is here! He is the slightly worse clone of Clay from last season. I'm not sure what to write about him as he was quite bland overall, will probably be shacked up in a showmance and make it 4-7 weeks in before being taken out. I won't hold him on his homophobic tweets because they were 4-5 years ago and people can change a lot in that time, but still not expecting much gameplay related or entertainment wise.

Glenn - Wow i'm actually shocked like........I think I like Glenn????? (I know he's a Tr*mp supporter but i'm basing my opinions on the interviews and someone's political opinions aren't everything). He seemed to be willing to do anything and could provide some entertainment if he's willing to let his Bronx side shine. However, I think Glenn just won't be able to mesh with this mostly 20 something cast. If he can survive the first couple of weeks, he could make it far though.

Jozea - If you wanted the personification of what recruit answers are in Big Brother, watch Jozea's interview with Jeff. Honestly I want to like him more and hope that we does well because he seems nice, but I just don't think he'll play hard or be that entertaining. I think he'll do well, but probably end up as an early juror.

Michelle - I am so conflicted with her. On the one hand she seems like she is one of few long time fans of the show and has a coherent strategy, on the other hand she hates fat people and wants to monitor what everyone is going to eat. Out of everyone, she is the one person I have no idea how she is going to do, she could kill it or be out first after shoving a Kiwi down Glenn's throat. #Jamesisafatrollypolly

Natalie - Ohhhhh nooooooo @ the dreaded 3 words: All Girl Alliance. I'm almost certain that Natalie will bail on her girl's alliance plan the minute she walks into the house, and it's for her own benefit. If she does try to execute it however, it will crash and burn immediately and she will be gone fast. However, I do think that if she can lay low and play the ditzy girl she could go far. She could be a lot of entertainment, which is more than can be said for most of the cast so I think i'll enjoy what she will bring.
--> Also calling it right now; Corey/Victor and Natalie will be in a showmance cite me when it happens Week 3

Paul - Far and away the best male contestant this season from pre-show interviews (and best contestant overall??? oop). He seems like a really fun, level-headed guy who will be able to adapt to many situations and fit in with a lot of different people. I don't see a scenario where he goes out early and expect to see him go very deep in this game. Also good for you @ being able to shave your beard like when people are unwilling to shave facial hair for a comp i'm always like........it'll grow back in a week chill.

--------Interlude (Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put two Pauls in the house like what the fuck this is going to be so confusing the whole summer urghhhhhhhh)

Paul(ie) - First of all, "Cody is one of the best social players to ever play the game". -_____-
Anyways, beside that, I think Paul(ie) is pretty inoffensive to me. He seems like a nice guy, but will in the end ultimately play the exact same game as Cody. He will definitely make it far just because he's a good looking guy who has a functioning head on his shoulders and is very likeable. Get ready to see Paul(ie) a lot because he ain't going nowhere for a long ass time.

Tiffany - Wow she sounds EXACTLY like Vanessa there is literally no way she'll be able to keep that a secret LOL. Sounded very intelligent and has a game plan going in, especially with her experience in ORGs like Sequester. However, we have seen how that can backfire with Audrey last year. Expecting her to do well but could be variable in placement.

Victor - Came into the interview expecting to hate Victor, came out feeling pretty neutral. I think his life 'motto' was playing up a character trope which would get him casted, and I hope that he won't actually be like that inside the house. He will probably try to bro down with the guys whilst having a showmance, which could bite him in the butt. Some people are seeing him like Jace from last year, but I think he'll stick around for a little while before going home late pre-jury or early jury.

Zakiyah - I really enjoyed Zakiyah's interview, she seemed very sociable and likeable. I will concede that I am very hesitant about her willingness to get into a showmance, I really hope that she doesn't get shackled down with a Corey and her game is lost. However, if she can keep her head on straight and execute her strategy she could do incredibly well. Although, she is a black woman which like it or not could make her a target IMMEDIATELY (don't act like y'all ain't thinkin' it). If she can mesh, she could win this game.

Rankings:
--Love--
1. Paul
2. Bronte
--Really Like--
3. Zakiyah
4. Tiffany
5. Michelle
6. Bridgette
--Like--
7. Glenn
8. Natalie
--Neutral--
9. Paulie
10. Jozea
11. Victor
12. Corey

#BB18
Tagging those who might care:
Mattmon3365
JGoodies
Dusty12910
Lachie227
SuperKevin79
LiteCitrus

Comments

I love Paul too.

Paul/Tiffany/Bridgette kinda slay
Sent by LiteCitrus,Jun 20, 2016
eat ass bitch
Sent by superkevin79,Jun 20, 2016

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