I was minding my own business, eating my avocado Greek salad, and when I finished I had a discord notification from a group chat.
I checked in to see some SHOCKING, DISGUSTING NEWS. The people's very own queen, Miss Kiara_xoxo is a fucking cannibal.
It started off QUESTIONABLE:
KiKi — Today at 7:55 PM
Nothing like eating human body parts as a peace offering
And then took a turn for the WORSE a she continued to discuss how she wanted to dismember each person in the chat and feast on their flesh and organs.
Apparently she has started by consuming quackattack817, so if you have not seen him around lately, that is the reason. If you HAVE seen him around, I am pretty sure it is not the real Dennis, but Kiki keeping up appearances by posting on his account after consuming him, flesh, duck feathers, and all.
Next she wanted something sweet for dessert, so she feasted on Candy_land. She said he tasted like sweet ginger candy. I was too distraught to read the details, but I think she started with his ear :/
Guys, I HAVE A FRUIT NAME. I think I may be next. I am literally terrified for my LIFE in there, I had to hire tonyalbright as a bodyguard to protect me, because you know my man Hisoka is useless in situations like this.
Send help, before she gets us all.
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how do u have the will power to just pump out these essays at a moment's notice
