I'll try to make them amusing, they will mostly be traumatic flops and maybe a few lolztastic victories.
20 - This is usually my go to anecdote so I'll start with the survivor I flipped sides like three times during the same merge. I forced a tie for 12th and #TonyAlbright stayed and was obviously pissed at me, and so was everyone else. But immunity was deal, and I played right away and got a million, and I was all WOO I'M MERGING ASSHOLES, but then #RedFabFoxy played after me, and also got a million, and he had eaten my hunt before DC, so he had a higher bonus </3
40 - My first ever hunger games in 2014, I was basically a newb, I only played for 2 months in 2009 before leaving 4 and a half years. I didn't understand how things worked, and a friend recommended I work with #GentlemanG, who tricked me into a fake circle, which ended up with me dying. I was traumatized with my 22nd place.
60 - The worst stars I ever played was last June. When the set for 16th came up, #Akeria was up, and not only was he someone I planned to work with, I legit had not even heard his name as a counter. No one ever admitted to locking him in, it was so beyond weird the amount of lying and isolation in that game. The poll was literally a 50/50 split though, and Dallas did not survive the algo tie </3 Plus two of my closest friends told me they had already evicted Dallas before I asked them to save him, so again, thanks for ruining my stars experience, #WashedMold.
80 - The time we threw a birthday charity frookies for #BBlover96, but his drunk ass fell asleep as the game was filling. A couple people joined not for the charity and they were so annoyed that the charity holder was clearly inactive, and I kept making excuses that he would be right back. Once the randoms were out, we pawned Jayson every round and came up with a plan to get him to final two despite being inactive. #Rperduex11 was the only one to play veto, and then he spammed with the f5 HoH, and the person getting 5th, while #top20fan33 only posted once for us all to neg. Algo said fuck Jayson's birthday and gave Cameron the HoH though, so Jayson got 3rd in his birthday charity </3. This may or may not be where his victim diva mentality started (just kidding he had that for years xoxo love you)
100 - I hate group games. But I applied to one over the summer because a friend was helping the host recruit and I wanted to be nice. I got cast, but because I'm not used to playing them, I don't know what normal occurrences are. I didn't even see and comment to sign my name on the rules for the game post. Needless to say I was devastated and embarrassed when I was so proud to find an idol, only to be told at tribal council that the idol was fake, when the host was the one who told me I had claimed the idol. I did not know fake idols were even a thing, and the host just told me his series had "a history of fake idols" as if I was supposed to be subscribing to group game historical facts or something. T.ears.
120 - I played a hunger games over the summer and I was on a group call with my Tribe Ari friends one night during the game, only one of whom was also in the hunger. After kind of being the leader in my alliance for the first half of the game, I got both bored at the game being slow, and also overconfident in my challenge skills and decided to start attacking people. Despite Bamold1999 telling me on call to only save if I got 140 or higher, I scored 139, lost by a very small margin, then said on call to #GloriaHole "Just give me 30 health, Taylor." For some reason he did not </3 but Miss Hole did go on to win the game.
140 - One time in a frookies I won HoH, and instead of flushing my friend Arik2745's veto like a normal person, I nominated my best friend ticofernandez for the lolz knowing Arik would save him. I did not tell Tico (who had not even played veto) that I was doing that in advance, so his annoyed reaction was genuine, and it also confused the crap out of the cast who obviously knew we were best friends <3
160 - Honestly this one is mean but it's so funny it's iconic. Also, statute of limitations, this was when there were no moderators! I was in a hunger last year where we had a 4 person alliance of me, #Bamold1999, Jojo7784, and Kelly0412. Due to some CYA power struggles behind the scenes I don't really know or care the details of, it was decided that Jojo was not going to make the cut. So Jojo and I had been taking turns stalling each other, and because I knew he had locked in a really low score since I wasn't supposed to be playing, I played words and killed him. But lowkey it doesn't even end there, Ty and I didn't take Kelly to top 3 with us either. Kelly got 4th and we took the multi we had been using to health everyone up to top 3. Oops <3
180 - So the reason I came back to the site in late 2013 was because I had friends from another site who also used tengaged and they suggested I try playing again. I joined a fasting with StraightLoonieArik2745 and ASupreme shortly after I came back, and there was a a girl #BrandiMack in there being really rude to me and she kept picking fights. Arik told me she was his girlfriend, so I was trying to be nice despite her pissing me off. They let it go on the entire game, her being rude and me getting more and more snarky before telling me that Brandi was their shared multi that they took turns trolling on.
200 - I don't even know half the background info on this one, but in early 2020 I was firmly #TeamAhmed in some kind of lunatic frenemy war between FighterMan and Lemjam6. After getting voted out of our tribe, Ahmed and I both rejoined, and he recruited Smuguy2012 as well, except Matt's account was compromised at the time because someone had hacked him and synced the account. Someone paid the hacker for access to Smu's account, then used it to kpell me out </3. The worst part though is Ahmed and Jake made up like, a week later and then Ahmed told me I couldn't make any more passive aggressive shade comments about him </3 LMAO
220 - This is actually one of my favorite survivor moments. It's the prequel to the story above, when I first joined the tribe. I was supposed to be aligned with Colter and his minions, except I didn't actually get along with him, and I liked Ahmed so I flipped to his side. We all locked in our votes for Colter, except he started playing immunity a minute before DC, and me, #Fighterman, #Lemjam6, SJSoccer88, and a banned person not worth naming all successfully changed our votes during the freeze so Colter's minion #Calebdaboss got voted out instead of Jake.
240 - I joined a rookies with Eilish and #Rperduex11 where the two of them were kind of rude and fighting with most of the cast. I was being friendly to everyone, but for some reason the HoH decided to nominate me with Bryan, instead of putting Ronnie up. Bryan got veto, Ronnie got HoH, I got slayed, and Bryan went on to win the game, despite pissing off most of the cast, while I got a sad like, 9th place for being too nice.
260 - This one pissed a lot of people off, and there were consequences, but it was still pretty amazing when it happened. When me, Marwane, Hwest14, and Kwiens18 got the 5 person majority on the tribe to split their votes between me and Houston, with one side thinking Marwane and I were voting with them, and the other side thinking Kyle and Houston were with them. In reality us four voted together and Sam_Hamwich left. Which was pretty cool, until they got back at us by slaying Marwane for 11th </3
280 - I've improved a lot in challenges in the past 6 months or so, but I used to be really bad. Danyyboy67 and I had a fight once in a survivor because he accused me of saving a low zoo score on purpose when I knew I was being voted out, so they would lose again and someone else would have to follow me out. I was so mad because 96 was a legit normal score for me at the time, and I thought I was being a good sport by volunteering to go, still playing the challenge, and hunting food on my way out. He kept insisting I normally got 150 and that I had sabotaged them and was being petty. I got so mad we didn't speak for months lmao.
300 - I played several Stars games last year, but the first one was my first time playing in years. The cast was chaotic, that's where I met my friends AmandaBynes#top20fan33, Zoon and #DaddyDev (cough he wasn't even playing on his account) for the first time. The first night Dev kept adding random people to the housechat, and I didn't even know anyone to begin with and some people's usernames did not sync with their Skype names and it was honestly so chaotic and confusing. Highlights from this game include Dev and I screaming at each other in the housechat and him giving me the nickname Cherry Cheesecake, BarbraStreisand successfully getting a set flipped to stop me from going up while I was at work, and my best friend Bynes being the reason I eventually went up for 9th. He was terrified of my being a female, convinced I would use my tits to destroy him if we were nominated together.
320 - The was a hunger where I was added to a big chat with a bunch of people, but I still had loyalty to #Zoon. The people in that chat were all afraid of being attacked by him so no one wanted to cornsit. So he would log off for awhile and do other things and look non-threatening with his last activity 2 hours ago, and I would encourage my chat to cornsit while it was safe. Then I ran and messaged Zay on Skype that I had lured presents for him in the corn.
340 - This one is more of a frequent occurrence that happened close together than one specific game. But after debuting as enemies in stars, #DaddyDev and I became frenemies and then actually friends playing frookies together late last spring when frookies were crazy active peak pandemic. He and I would always manage to make payouts together, but we would get third and fourth every time. It was a bizarre pattern. I'd always end up with the final 5 HoH, and despite me only plussing him and negging everyone else, he wouldn't get the final HoH, and neither of us was able to win a veto for shit at the time. We got 3rd and 4th probably 6 times in a row, it was definitely a meme for us.
360 - I had a charity rookies for my 1000th game in the fall. It filled very quickly, all with friends, until the last spot. I was trying to hold it open for someone, but before they could get on, a random person stumbled in. That person of course got HoH, and nominated me despite knowing it was a charity. They went up as an algo nom too and got 13th while veto was obviously used on me, but it was pretty dramatic at the time at least.
380 - My friend Colindress96 (#SweetBlossomRose1 at the time) and I would join survivor together and usually be lucky to get one or two merges. He had friends on the tribe we kept joining, but I didn't really know the people and they kind of just accepted me as his plus one. Everytime we got swapped apart, we would act crazy dramatic like star crossed lovers being ripped away from each other, and he'd usually kpell off his tribe (which I realize now he probably did to force them to let me merge). One time I tried to do it too though, except I definitely flopped at the concept, and I was at 0-0 stats for a couple day changes without dying.
