Lol Arik challenged me to do this for everyone in my charity, and it was fun, so COMMEMORATING IT IN MY BLOG, AND ALSO WILL DO PEOPLE WHO COMMENT!
#Arik2745 - He gets a little booklet of these things called "shut the fuck up coupons" and everytime someone is being annoying he can hand them one of them, and they need to stop talking. I imagine he uses many on Jayson :P
#BBlover96 - I will compile a list of every hot guy's snapchat and present it to him. Also, a bottle of Captain
#bamold1999 - A hat, he needs a new one. Also, some sexy shoulder sheen lotion, so his shoulder will look smoldering hot in his nightly shoulder snapchats.
#Brosky17 - He gets matching "I <3 Cherry" sweaters for him and his cat
#KingB24 - Obviously he gets a stuffed animal, it's a little sheep wearing a t-shirt that says "Bamold is my religion." I have the same toy, but as a llama.
#StraightLoonie - A nice vegan dinner and an autographed picture of my tits.
#Rperduex11 - A book on the history of gay rights, because I think he'd find it interesting.
#Madir - A black leather jacket to go with his look
#Washed_Ravioli - A little bobblehead of an alien eating spaghettios <3
#Peterya - Minnie mouse flamethrower and a Starbucks giftcard
#joshgillespie - framed family photo of you, me, and Cookie <3
FromAWindow - A glittery rainbow Barista of the Fucking Decade pin and some cat ears for the next furry you date <3
Ace99 Star of David necklace and VIP passes for you to take your next date to Disneyland
ytrewq111 - old fashioned typewriter, Mr Qwerty <3
Absol - I don't know you so going with what your name makes me think of, bottle of absinthe
Queen7 - Don't know you, but you get a cute tiara with the number 7 on it
Zeptis - A skinny nose skin on here :P and Among Us, whatever that is, but I remember you said you wanted it and Cookie refused to buy it for you!
Becksta20 - Plane ticket to come visit all your American/Canadian friends!
MinnieMax - Stuffed kitty wearing a Steelers jersey :)
mbarnish1 - A blue glittery case for your clarinet <3
Tester - green visor sunglasses so you could look like your avatar irl :P
NanoNerd - giant box of rainbow Nerds candy <3 omg those are so good
Matte - An advanced copy of my book How to Sex Arik
Yawnha - Your username makes me think of sleep, so I'd get you a fancy memory foam pillow
hellocat - Omg I love your name, cuz I am a huge Hello Kitty fan and that's what it makes me think of. So you get a giant plush Hello Kitty mermaid <3<3<3
Kevsssindahouse - Home Alone 1 and 2 on blu-ray because that's what your username made me think of <3
Loopspeare - I don't know you, but you seem very practical so I would get you a present to reflect that. Sweater and an Amazon giftcard.
jacksonjoseph99 - You get what you desire most in life, a fullsize purple fuzzy body pillow that says I love My Jdaddy on it, and it also has a picture of his avatar embroidered, because I'm extra like that
Memphis_Grizzlies - I would get you a book on how to prepare yourself for your first year of college, because you have mentioned you are looking into them for next year, and I know the transition can be daunting and for socially awkward people like us it's best to kind of prepare yourself beforehand.
