i'll tell you all something hella retarded i did in high school
+50: The first semester of freshman year i had PE & me and my friends thought it would be funny to tell everyone in the class i was pregnant........when it finally got back to the teacher she wouldnt believe me that it was a joke and she was not going to be responsible if something happened to the baby so she made me go to the nurse and take a pregnancy test like WTF
+100: when i was a sophomore in high school i had the BIGGEST crush on my world history teacher (he knew it and def treated me like a fav lol) one day i cut out a MASSIVE penis from a piece of paper & colored it brown & added purple and blue veins. I taped it to my crotch & walked around with it till he saw it and made me throw it away. later he took me into the hall and was like, if you did that in any other room the teacher would have sent you to the office...but since he loved me he didn't < 3
+150: When i was 14 i really wanted to get my belly button pierced but my mom was NOT having it....so one night i took a safety pin and an ice cube to numb my skin & after like an hour and a half i finally got the safety pin all the way through...the next day my friend brought me a belly button ring & when she tried to put it in the hole was WAYY too small and it started oozing green stuff LOLLL. I still have a little scar to this day from doing it too :(
+200: My mom used to be hella annoying and wouldnt let me stay home from school unless i was on my death bed so one night i rubbed a bunch of this cream stuff that i knew irritated my skin on my face and the next morning i woke up and my eyes were SOOO SWOLLEN OMG my mom said i looked like a puffer fish so she let me stay home =]
+250: So remember when Andriod was super popular in like 2009/2010 because iphones were just hella expensive...? and like the lock screen on droids were the little dots you had to make a pattern with. Well i had a bunch of boobie nudies on my phone and i thought it would be funny to set one as my wallpaper (no shame honestly they were hot) and the little dots on the lock screen covered my nips PERFECTLY it was great i showed everyone in the class and it was the highlight of the week i had people coming up to me just asking to see lol.
