HI, THIS IS YOUR WIFE. IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. IN YOUR COMA I'M APPARENTLY A USER ON A SITE CALLED TENGAGED, A COMMUNITY YOUR BRAIN HAS CONSTRUCTED AS A MANIFESTATION OF ALL OF YOUR INNER DEMONS. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH. PLEASE REPLY "I LOVE YOU BOYFRIEND" TO SHOW THAT YOU'VE RECEIVED MY MESSAGE, YOU WILL NEED TO DELETE YOUR TENGAGED ACCOUNT TO WAKE FROM YOUR COMA. I LOVE YOU. PLEASE WAKE UP
