See, my hair and I have an odd relationship. We both hate each other, but we know that we need the other in order for us to look good, so we deal with it.
However today, I am getting my hair cut and it is not happy with me at all. Like, I woke up and it was sticking up in all directions and I couldn't get it down until I took a shower, but I'm worried that it might kill me in my sleep if I actually go through with cutting it.