#People who say “can i borrow a kleenex?” Please keep it – I’m not going to want it back after you snot in it. That goes for a piece of #gum, too.
#Stupid People. I really just #hate stupid people.
People who say “the #grass isn’t always greener…” – it may not be greener, but at least you're not on the other side.
#Girls who wear #clothes that are two sizes too small. Just because it comes in “your size” doesn’t mean you should buy it, honey.
#Waiters who ask, "Would you like to hear our specials?" and then proceed to list about 62 DIFFERENT SPECIALS WITHOUT STOPPING TO SEE IF WE #CARE ANYMORE.
When you are waiting for the bus and #someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the #bus came would I be standing here?
When people say "#life is short". Uh, Life is the longest thing anyone will ever do!! What can you do that's longer?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
People who ask "Can I ask you a #question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When people say while watching a #film "did you see that?". No #Loser, I paid $12 to come to the #cinema and stare at the floor.
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? #Ears? #Shoes?
When you're #eating something and someone asks 'Is that good?' No
it's really disgusting - I always eat stuff I hate.
#McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a #Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Do I even need to explain this one?
People who announce they are going to the #toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. uh, who wouldn't! What good is #cake if you can't eat it?
People who go to a #restaurant and start adding and subtracting ingredients, believing that it makes the dish tastes better. If you’re such a good cook, why don’t you eat at #home?
When no matter what happens people say "it was meant to be." Thank you captain #obvious.
When someone asks you where something is and you point and say there, and they keeping looking around and do not look at #YOU to see where you are pointing. I'm showing you where it is right now. Why don't you take a good look at my hand, and you'll find it.
I hate when people say they will come over at a certain time, and not only never come over, but do not call and let you know they won't be or why. For all I know, you could've got hit by a bus.
I hate when you are standing in line at the #grocery#store and there are many aisles available, but you have someone come up behind you, say nothing, but really try to let you see that they have only one or two things hoping you will let them go ahead of you.
When people ask the #sales people if an item is on sale, when there is a large #brightly colored #sticker indicating that this particular item is in fact on sale.
When people #drive 15 to 20 miles per hour under the speed limit when it rains the #slightest bit! If you're worried about getting into an accident, then please do not drive.
People #smoking in front of me.- You wanna die faster that's your problem. I'd personally rather stay alive as along as I can, k thanks.
Customers who like to "Have it their way" and make up their own burgers.
I hate it when people say: 'You were a child once.' Like I had a #CHOICE??
#Little#kids about 8 years old are sagging their jeans now? Jesus Christ, I can see their underwear and sometimes the jeans just falls off. Who #teaches kids to do this?
People who say, “I didn’t even #study,” and they get an A+. C’mon man, you seriously think that we would #believe u?
I hate people who asks me if they may #borrow something I own and if I refuse, saying that I need it, they'll get #angry and call me selfish. Hello? They're borrowing MY stuff! I own it! What right do they have to get angry? Why don't they get their own in the first place? Am I #charity?
#Musicals. I mean, who else just bursts out into song, when they're sad?
