and this is a real match of personality to mario persona not like those fake bitches that go HERES UR FORTUNE TEEHEE and then post fuckin fortune cookie messages
also if I literally have no idea who you are don't post because i will put N/A like if you are active and I've seen you around sure but like if I actually have no idea who u are (which I might I'm kinda irrel since 2015) like spare the 3 seconds it would take to post your name.
slice - hammer bro - a top ranking member of bowser's army who usually outwits the plumber by throwing hammers to impede his progress, and you are very smart just like hammer bro!
jasonxtreme - diddy kong - you are Xtreme enough to use a jetpack and shoot peanuts out of a fucking pistol
dash - waluigi - cuz you are both massive TROLLS on the internet and can roundhouse kick a bitch
zoon - koopa troopa - while you are mario's enemy you still get invited to every tennis/gold/party/racing game because you are iconic and slay the premade
davelooney - daisy - you are both massive sluts and are desperate for a man that can satisfy you
peterya - luigi - cuz when bamold posts hes mario and you guys are like BEST FRIEND SOULMATE BROTHERS and luigi is in every game AND has his own spinoff series. iconic
lemonface - wendy koopa - because you are both extra and need constant validation
cruelsummer - baby peach - as a low level you start as a baby but in time you will be the BADDEST bitch on this site. know that
gothiczebra - petey pirahna - you are both flamboyant, cute, and somewhat out of style...in 2013
missbratitude - bombette - both of you queens mean business and lookin cute af
jallina15 - donkey kong - as the most prominent member of your family on the website IMO you get the most important Kong family member of them all. you got en entire game series dedicated to you. let that sink in
lachie227 - dorrie - not going to lie I think of the loch ness monster everytime I see your name even though that is extremely unfair to you so u can be the cutest loch ness monster that has every existed to make up for it
fetish - roy koopa - you are extremely stylish bad bitch but also from I've seen you also had sort of a mischievous side...also the best koopaling so TEA!
bengalboy - toadsworth - as tengaged's oldest most prominent user you act as the lovable old guide to the mushroom kingdom and you are also princess peach's (WHICH IS ME) assumed father...love that
notafraid - red yoshi - because you are one of the most loveable people on tengaged and everytime we've talked it's been nothing but nice! and I always see you with red hair so you are the red yoshi!
becksta20 - toadette - everyone loves toad for being friendly and you are a female so put 2 + 2 together and you get the iconic toadette!
xxzacxx - lanky kong - as a member of tengaged's most prominent family you get the member of the kong family that can blow up like a balloon and has elastic powers! you are also fun just like lanky!
zuelke - blooper - this loveable squid who is also known to party and play a mean game of tennis fits your eccentric personality pefectly!
skarsgard - goombella - you are a low level so you would think you would be something like a goomba...but NO! you are a fierce goomba that aids mario and also went to harvard.
hawlie307 - king boo - boos are known to be sweet and shy when you look at them but when you turn away they are known to be ruthless and cunning! I think that describes your gameplay perfectly with all of your fastings finals and you are the king/queen of games at the moment. boos are also adorable as well!
xryn0618 - shy guy - you are both very nice and dummy thicc! but you keep the mask on because you don't want anyone seeing your true colors. you also slay at mario kart/tennis/party/baseball love that
danielledonato - rosalina - you are recent fan favorite ROSALINA because you are iconic at everything you do and are a STAR that can control the cosmos! work!!!!!
kindred7 - mallow - you are both very kind and have a heart of gold! you also have super awesome magic powers and are the best party member in super mario RPG! mallow is a cotton candy god sent from the heavens and we have to stan
judi - ms mowz - you both are greedy fashionable bitches and you use kisses to KILL ur enemies...iconic
imthtawesom - orange yoshi - i want u to tongue me im not kidding, also cute af!
michelleobama - pokey - don't give me 13th in frookies! but you have a lovable smile but a hard exterior who's willing to stab anyone who dares try to slay u in roblox the challenge
trust - kat and ana - #bridgette77 is the other half to your ninja duo! you are both 5 year old hunties that slay their kindergarten class and use ninja powers
tylerK - birdo - since ian didn't post his name you get to be birdo. both skinny legends that get invited to all the spinoffs and you got yoshi to buy you that 20K diamond ring...SKINNY
#robozoe - yellow toad - i have very detailed memories of u calling him todd and you guys are both nice! and you commented yass yellow so u can be the yellow toad
#notnicky333 - peachette - i already gave someone toadette so you can be peachette which is toadette fused with peach to become a superhuman GOD that transcends all other mario characters
#donaam - baby rosalina - you are cute, fierce, and know how to make an entrance! you also completely ignored the lore of super mario galaxy to be introduced into a spinoff game to get casuals to race as you. can we say LEGENDARY?
#3pi4159 - mc ballyhoo - you are one of tengaged's most prominent bloggers at the moment with a rambunctious personality, which is why you get to be mc ballyhoo!
#thegoodman - lemmy koopa - as one of tengaged's most iconic troll users who isn't a complete bitch, you are lemmy because you have a lot of friends but you love to cause chaos!
#75937563748 - bowser - you are legit EVIL for making me type out those numbers to mention you. you're also a misunderstood hero in disguise who legit gives up his castle every 3 years so mario and his lil friends can have somewhere to race. how nice!
#charliebibi - paragoomba - you are a paragoomba because you try to spread your wings and fly away but someone is always there to stomp you in roblox survivor.
#survivor8 - wario - the muscle god of the mario universe, his fat has actually been described as pure muscle and you can life boulders with ease. plus you are filthy rich! love that
#levonini - luma - the lovable little stars from super mario galaxy, you are able to help out your friends when in need and you make cute sounds everytime!
#pinkiepie512 - baby daisy - this mushroom kingdom baby plays a mean game of mario kart! you are both sweet and sassy at the same time which makes for a LETHAL combination
#milkisgood - larry koopa - you both are awesome and have a funky hairdo! you both also think you are cooler than you actually are!
#austinrules6969 - pauline - i remember one time you blogged about wanting your teacher to throw you across the room and literally destroy you and pauline wants mario to do the same thing to her
#minie - pom pom - you are a fashion legend with a ponytail sent from the gods! you can split up and throw ninja stars and slay any bitch who comes near!
#arris - fire bro - your hot personality has earned you a spot as one of bowser's elite! you chuck fireballs at the plumber hoping to kill him with your scorching gameplay
#meduncan - king bob-omb - you used to host bomb skype games back in the day so you get to be the king of the bombs! you own an entire mountain and you are ready to KILL mario on sight
#the_kid - ukiki - you always seem to have a fun lighthearted spirit about you which makes you this lovable monkey from the mario franchise! you always have people running after you because you have what they want!
#kingb24 - boo - I already gave king boo to someone so you can be regular boo who's in more games to be honest so who's the real winner. I don't see king boo playing tennis or partying.
#cocoabean - queen bean - no explanation needed. QUEEN OF THE BEANS!
and this is a real match of personality to mario persona not like those fake bitches that go HERES UR FORTUNE TEEHEE and then post fuckin fortune cookie messages