KARMA GOT ITS KISS FOR ME I CAN'T GO TO JONATHAN'S RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I GOT, A TICKET BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL OVER FOR AN EMERGENCY VEHICLE AND I DIDN'T KNOW LISTEN, MY LIFE IS EXTREMELY GOING DOWNHILL BECAUSE I'M GETTING ACNE AND I'M GETTING FAT AND I'M BALDING RIGHT HERE IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE TRIANGLE THERE LIKE A PIECE OF HAIR, I'M BALDING I'M BALDING I'M TURNING UGLY AND MY FACE IS GOING TO BE FAT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND I CAN'T EVEN SHOWER BEFORE WORK BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE HOME ON TIME AND THAT FAT ASS INDIANA THE FAT ASS INDIANA COP GAVE ME A TICKET AND HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS LAW?" I DIDN'T SO I SAID "NO" BECAUSE I DIDN'T AND IT'S SO MUCH MONEY AND I ONLY HAVE $37 AND I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER 50 AND I'M GOING TO GET FINED BY MY BANK SHUT UUUUUUUUUP! I'M GOING TO GET FINED BY MY BANK FOR HAVING UNDER $50 AND I ALREADY OWE MY PARENTS 400 SOMEHTHING DOLLARS AND I OWE MY FRIEND'S MOM 80 AND I CAN'T GET A JOB NOW BUT EVERY THING'S FINE I'M OKAY AND MY PARENTS ARE REALLY MAD AT ME AND MY LIFE'S GOING DOWNHILL SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE A NICE PERSON AND GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY FOR THIS FUCKING TICKET BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE IT I'M GOING TO LEAVE A PAYPAL LINK BUT LIKE ;-D THAT'S ME WINKING, BUT MY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK AND I CALLED TO SEE IF I COULD SERVE JAIL TIME INSTEAD OF PAYING BUT NO ONE ANSWERED SO I LEFT A VOICEMAIL ASKING IF IT WERE AN OPTION FOR ME TO SERVE JAIL TIME INSTEAD OF PAYING SO IT WHAT? you're going to get arrest for that they're going to be like, this dumbest bitch then they're going to arrest you isn't that the point? that's what she wants AND MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING WHILE I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN SHOW ME SUPOOORT! EGHHHHHHH!
