Global pop icon, Sia, was rushed to the nearest ER after she collapsed at a Target supermarket. Autopsy indicates major brain cells were nowhere to be found due to her scalp not receiving enough oxygen and sunlight. Sia has suffered from high drug usage in the past, which is a testament as to not do drug kids!
This is what Sia's half black and white wig had to say for her, "We excuse Ms. Sia's recent controversial decision to give *ick Devens the grand survivor prize of fan favorite. The drugs in her have took control again."
