and ill tell u what place u get on big brother and why
honalulue - 1st place!! you coast through the game by being likable and not being on anyone’s radar. jury phase comes around and you become a reliable and easygoing pawn each week, sending home everyone you sit next to on the block. you get taken to the end as a goat next to a hardcore player who played too dirty and you pull out a surprise win from behind with a well-thought jury plea.
melindamrskk - 1st place!! you play a brash and upfront game, making lots of enemies but in the process making yourself an asset to various other players in the game because of your usefulness as a meat shield. you get nommed alongside your showmance in the early jury and barely stay against them, thanks to a flip-flopper playing the middle of the house. in the end game you win key competitions and ultimately win the game, currying favor with the jury by highlighting your honest and clean game.
christossss - 12th place. you play a steady game early on, winning the first hoh early on and forming an all-guys alliance of four that dominates the first four weeks with consecutive hoh wins. an upset victory by one of your alliance’s main rivals puts you in the crossfire. you manage to stay safe pre-veto, with two of your allies going on the block. your other safe ally wins pov and uses it in hopes someone outside the alliance goes up, but you ultimately go on the block as the fourth on the shortlist. your allies decide to turn their backs on you, worried that your good social game will lead to you being inconsistent later on in the game, and you go home in a 5-4 vote.
lexeyjane - 16th place. before you even have the chance to really play the game, you get screwed over by a night 1 eviction twist involving an endurance comp that you struggle to perform well in. you and a sassy gay guy end up on the block together as the two worst performers and you go home due to poor first impressions
chibideidara - 8th place. you are the daniele donato of your season; you start off in the majority alliance, but worried about your position in the alliance, you make a bold move by flipping to the house minority, steamrolling competitions left and right and giving the majority a run for their money. your major threat level makes you a constant target week after week, and eventually you get clipped in the f8 veto and sent home in a unanimous vote.
galaxies - 12th place. from the jump you play a high chaos game the likes of audrey middleton. you craft rumors and expose lies left and right, sowing doubt between everyone in the house. though you are caught early on, your troublemaking ways puts you in a position where everyone goes for the proverbial "bigger fish." that is until a floater wins hoh and puts you up as a "house decision" ultimately sending you home in a decisive 7-2 vote.
eilish - 11th place. almost immediately, the minority side of the house pegs you as the kingpin of the majority. alas, they are steamrolled the first 5 weeks and you manage to snipe each and every other houseguest who tries to challenge you. at the jury phase, the former majority reorganizes around various suballiances, and in the first week of jury your f3 with two of your loyal allies is exposed and you are promptly targeted and evicted in a unanimous vote. not before you ruin their games, though!
maxi1234 - 4th place. you spend the entire game playing under the radar, letting bigger threats take each other out all while you forge bonds with your fellow houseguests in order to secure jury votes. by the final 6, you find yourself in the middle of a 3v2, the 2 being a power duo that has won many competitions. to keep the sides even, you temporarily side with the power duo in order to keep yourself in a comfortable position. unfortunately, this will eventually lead to your downfall, as you get yourself stuck in a 2v2 in the f4, and you are ultimately evicted by half of the power duo when he has to choose between you or his showmance.
booyahhayoob - 2nd place. being a fan of the show, you have fun with the game and make many big, showy moves for the sake of drama, while also maintaining a strategic edge. while you manage to consistently top the jokers charts, your unnecessary lies and betrayals ultimately punish you in the end when you sail to the final 2.
cocovanderbilt - 1st place!! you have a rough start, landing on the chopping the block the first week for rubbing your fellow houseguests the wrong way. being in danger lights a fire under you, and you use your perceived weakness and pliability to paint yourself as not a threat. from then on, you are easily disregarded for your perceived lack of intelligence and flippant attitude about the game. meanwhile, you work behind the scenes to ensure big comp threats are taken out, and by the f5, you go full beast mode, building a case for yourself that all along you were giving the game your all. you handily win the game against a goat that you drag to the end with you.
