you 6 are the tops and bottoms of the week. the rest of you are safe.
kindred (defeat): darius accidentally stole my red with his bleed and i just snowballed into disarray from there. i just cannot seem to make kindred work, i dont like jungle in season 10 now as it is very reliant on dragon control which is my weak point.
lissandra (defeat): all of my lanes were inting including moi, i just got so frustrated being behind the whole time that i just engaged over and over again and died til my team finally agreed to surrender.
heimerdinger (defeat): i was FORCED to play adc even tho i wanted support so i was just like yolo and picked heimerdinger, and then i got flamed by the enemy senna bc she hates heimerdinger adcs so much and ngl i kinda thrived off of her being so mad but we lost. i had like half her cs by the end of the game
zilean (victory): ofc senna is in every botlane that i ever play and fortunately she was on my side this go round. she would hit a w and then i would follow up with my stun and we won! miss zilean kinda shocked me with her performance this round, excellent work.
soraka (victory): my supportfulness snapped! i had 16 assists, 53% kp and not a single kill stolen by miss zu! soraka is really showing out as an iconic support.
kayle (victory): i panicked and made a last second switch to conqueror instead of lethal tempo, and i think that alone is what allowed me to steamroll this game. i went 8/0 and the enemy team surrendered at 15 minutes. kayle is supposed to be a late game champion and yet she ends the game faster than any of her 11 competitors? that speaks volumes!
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i have made my decision
zilean, you're safe.
soraka....
you're safe.
kayle, it is merely week 2 and you have already ascended to the highest peak among your foes. condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge! you're safe.
heimerdinger, your decision to play adc this round was miscalculated. im sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
kindred... your inability to even secure your own red buff from your allies is simply uncharacteristic of mama zu's next league main. im sorry, my dears but you are also up for elimination.
WAKE UP lissandra. you're safe.
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three champions stand before me. heimerdinger, kindred, you fed yourselves into the bottom once again. this is your last chance to impress me and save your nexus from explosion. good luck, and don't fuck it up!
*lamb and wolf do the floss in unison*
*heimerdinger throws off his wig and reveals a giant trumpet on his head as the beat drops*
mama zu: OH. MY. GOD.
kayle (cf): i knew heimer was hiding something under that wig...
alright! i have made my decision.
heimerdinger...shantay you stay. you may join the other champions.
kindred, your journey here may come to an end, but im certain this is only the beginning for you. keep vaulting towarda DESTINATION UNKNOWN.... now, sashay away.
