(I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS. I STOLE THIS IDEA FROM DONAAM)
*swain, ivern, heimerdinger, soraka, zilean, and janna enter the workroom*
mama zu: hello, hello, hello, my sassy seven! as you can tell, some of your sisters are missing... that is because one of you will be eliminated before you can meet them! it's time for the two part premiere of mama zu's find my new league main, season 2!
for this week's challenge im bringing in special guest judge, lady gaga! now, onto the critiques.
swain (victory) - so i didnt know swain was a support now, it's been a while since ive played him at all. by golly he is very good at supporting! and by supporting i mean dragging a useless adc to the finish line.
ivern (victory) - i had a slow start but i started to set up so many kills for my team and we just steamrolled with objectives and won teamfights! no one could get passed miss daisy.
heimerdinger (defeat) - i had a good start however i was laning against a ryze and that in itself was just impossible. he is SO broken! also, my bot lane was flaming the jungler into throwing the game. the kindred adc on our team literally sat under turret to complain about the hecarim building a recurve bow and the enemy team just dove her and killed her. sad!
soraka (victory) - i thought the soraka/senna botlane would be redundant with how much sustain we had, but my senna fucking SNAPPED! we were such an unstoppable force, and senna ended up getting a pentakill before they surrendered 5-0. queens!
gaga:
zilean (victory) - idk how we won. i hardly landed any poke and i was playing with a kalista with the screen name N***** NAZI so i thought we were doomed. somehow we pulled through in the end cuz zilean is just a walking broken ultimate, but he wasnt fun to play from behind.
lissandra (victory) - in short, i faced a tilted yasuo who just started running into me and dying over and over after dying once. i built a mejai's and my team and i steamrolled our way to victory!
janna (defeat) - i played this game horrificly. i think i was in too much of an ARAM mindset and i made a lot of silly mistakes. specifically i did a poke build when my Qs are very predictable and so the game was simply a mess. not to mention we had three bruisers and that in itself is just...anyway.
i have made my decision.
ivern, you're safe.
lissandra, you're safe.
soraka, you were an absolute STAR this week. condragulations, my dear, you are the winner of this week's challenge. as the winner of this challenge, you will get a special gaga gift: a banshee's veil! you don't know what this does yet, but it will give you a significant advantage in the competition.
swain, you're safe.
zilean, you are clearly well past your prime, old man. but alas...you're safe.
that means heimerdinger, janna, im sorry my dears but you are UP for elimination.
two champions stand before me. this is your last chance to impress me and save your nexus from explosion. good luck, and DON'T fuck it up!
lipsync:
*heimerdinger vogues the house down boots*
*janna spins into a split in midair*
brava! what an excellent lipsync. i have made my decision...
*camera pans to heimerdinger and then to janna*
...
heimerdinger...
shantay, you stay. you may join the other champions.
janna, if you told me yesterday that you would be the first queen eliminated from mama zu's find my new league main, i'd have said you were crazy. but ultimately, im looking for someone with character and star power, and i find that lacking in you. im sure in another universe you would blow my breath away. but for now, sashay away.
13 champions remain. who will win the upcoming challenge? who will be eliminated next? and who will take him the crown? find out next time on mama zu's find my new league main, season 2. now, let the music play!
