I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS. I STOLE THIS IDEA FROM DONAAM.
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we're down to the final 5, so just like last week, none of you are safe!
rakan (defeat): i thought i was doing okay, but we were going against a varus and when he would shoot a piercing arrow toward my adc i would instinctively e to them and then we'd just both take damage. also my team was garb, there was no one to peel for cuz they all sucked!
brand (defeat): another game with an uncarryable team. i actually took brand mid this game which was fine and dandy, but we were facing a fed irelia and you know how that goes!
xayah (victory): i got a rakan sup and wow, what a snap! our team had a lot of in-fighting but rakan and i gave them a chill pill and we also squadded up and ended the game.
warwick (defeat): i spent way too much time this game babysitting lanes for people i couldnt gank successfully instead of farming. i kept getting spam pings for help from my AP shen mid and it really fucked with my mental! plus we were versing a duo and a trio and im pretty sure none of my teammates were in a premade.
neeko (victory): just like brand i did a little switcheroo with their preferred lane and took her sup, and neeko snaps just as hard! i also for the first time ever in my 2 years of playing built hextech glp and it rly snaps with glacial augment honey. i was somehow outlaning a draven, which literally never happens.
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i have made my decision.
neeko, you have proven you are a strong tomato this week! you're safe.
xayah, the queen of quills, once again you soared above the competition this week. condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
rakan, though you won with flying colors when playing with xayah, your individual performance was nothing to peacock over. im sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
brand, you did well for your first time laning alone in this competition, but you failed to build enough of a lead to carry your team. warwick, although you had good intentions trying to help your teammates, you wasted precious time ganking lanes in vain, and there simply is no time left in this competition for poor performances. warwick...
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you're safe. that means brand, im sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
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two champions stand before me. brand, rakan, this is your last chance to impress me and to save your nexus from explosion. good luck, and don't fuck it up!
lipsync: mortal reminder
*brand rocks out on an air guitar and stomps the ground*
*rakan flicks his tongue*
wow! very metal.
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i have made my decision.
brand, shantay you stay. you may join the other champions.
rakan, this may be the end of the road for you, but you are unequivocally still the sexiest bird on the rift! don't cut me xayah! now, sashay away.
4 champions remain.
who do you think will be eliminated next? who are you rooting for? who do you think will become my next league Main?
