I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS. I STOLE THIS IDEA FROM DONAAM.
guest judging with me this week is my top champion. with mastery 7 and over 200,000 mastery points, give it up for the kinky queen, evelynn!
*evelynn appears out of thin air*
evelynn: "my pleasure, your pain!"
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we're down to the final 6, so from here on out no one will be safe! now, onto the critiques.
neeko (victory): the enemy jg dced so every one of my lanes had free reign to shove in and harass our lane opponent. miss ezreal mid got a face full of pop blossoms, lemme tell ya!
evelynn: "you really made ezreal hurt. i like that."
rakan (defeat): this game was over from the start. my bot laner went smite ryze bc mid and jg wouldnt switch roles with him. and our team comp sucked ass, everyone was melee except for our troll ryze. we were obliterated.
brand (defeat): i mean i had 24 kills all game, 4 of which being a quadra kill, and 16 assists. and i was full build by the end of the game. so im starting to wonder if im depriving my teammates of gold by a playing a full AP support, bc the rest of my team literally sucked ass. im starting to think maybe i should play him mid.
evelynn: "i dont know what mama zu is talking about. kills are the only thing that matters, in my opinion. you turned the rift into a sea of torment! that alone should give you the win."
ornn (defeat): i felt like i wasnt doing any damage, and i was off the map a lot cuz i died plenty of times. but when i looked back at the damage i did more than our mid, bot, and sup... still, i think i was playing too aggressive and shoving in too much.
xayah (victory): me and my alistar sup were NNNNASTY in that bottom lane! miss jhin and miss fiddlesticks were shook! this was the quickest xayah game i think ive played.
warwick (victory): i was doing pretty bad early on, diving into ahri and being charmed under a turret and stuff. but my team was chill and carried me nonetheless! not to toot my own horn, i also did some pristine ultwork myself, flanking and ulting into the enemy backline during a team fight.
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i have made my decision.
neeko, you're safe.
xayah, victory takes patience and time...and lots of feather daggers! congradulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
warwick, you're safe.
ornn, for someone who considers himself the forge god, you've been crafting nothing but defeats. im sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
rakan, your game was over from the start, but you failed to inspire your team to persevere despite the odds. brand, you were a killing machine this week, but as a support you failed to let your teammates shine.
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im sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination. brand, you are safe.
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two champions stand before me. prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lipsync to "pop stars" by evelynn's girl group, k/da. ornn, rakan, this is your last chance to impress me and to save your nexus from explosion. good luck, and don't fuck it up!
lipsync: pop stars
*ornn mumbles the korean verses as he does a little jig*
*rakan does the choreography of the m/v before dropping it low and grinding the floor*
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splendid! i have made my decision.
rakan, shantay you stay. you may join the other champions.
ornn, the master craftsman... headbutt those corny blacksmiths to the side and continue to forge weapons and armor worthy of the gods, henny. now, sashay away.
5 champions remain.
who do you think will be eliminated next? who are you rooting for? who do you think will become my next league Main?
